Gordon Ramsay is the FUCKING King

[philouze]

My favorite HK moment ever.. DONKEY!
This guy just rules...

[LoungeMachine]

Gordon Ramsay's Omelette Recipe

You will need:
1. Two FUCKING eggs
2. Some FUCKING salt and pepper
3. FUCKING chives
4. A knob of FUCKING butter

Method:
1. Heat the FUCKING butter in a FUCKING omelette pan
2. Break the FUCKING eggs into a FUCKING bowl
3. Don't let the FUCKING shells fall into the bowl, missy. $#@! me....
4. Now whisk the FUCKING eggs, big boy
5. You haven't FUCKING seasoned it, you FUCKING idiot, add some salt and FUCKING pepper
6. FUCK me, my kids can cook better than you, you FUCK
7. When the butter is hot, add the FUCKING mixture to the pan
8. When the eggs are no longer runny, like yourFUCKING head, take it out and serve it with some chopped FUCKING chives
9. What do you mean, nobody told you to chop the chives? Read the FUCKING recipe, you FUCKING moron
10. Now FUCK off out of my kitchen



Fucking Tosser

[philouze]

You got that? Now piss off, will ye?

[envy_me]

Gordon Ramsay's Omelette Recipe

You will need:
1. Two FUCKING eggs
2. Some FUCKING salt and pepper
3. FUCKING chives
4. A knob of FUCKING butter

Method:
1. Heat the FUCKING butter in a FUCKING omelette pan
2. Break the FUCKING eggs into a FUCKING bowl
3. Don't let the FUCKING shells fall into the bowl, missy. $#@! me....
4. Now whisk the FUCKING eggs, big boy
5. You haven't FUCKING seasoned it, you FUCKING idiot, add some salt and FUCKING pepper
6. FUCK me, my kids can cook better than you, you FUCK
7. When the butter is hot, add the FUCKING mixture to the pan
8. When the eggs are no longer runny, like yourFUCKING head, take it out and serve it with some chopped FUCKING chives
9. What do you mean, nobody told you to chop the chives? Read the FUCKING recipe, you FUCKING moron
10. Now FUCK off out of my kitchen



Fucking Tosser

LMFAO

I'll thank you in 24 hours

[LoungeMachine]

FUCKING French...

They know FUCK ALL about FUCKING cooking....



FUCK them.

[LoungeMachine]

LMFAO

I'll thank you in 24 hours

Oh, I KNOW you FUCKING will, Baby.....



Better FUCKING believe it......

[philouze]

Hey Jean-Philippe, tell that customer to shove that Wellington up her arse and fuck off, yes?

DONKEY

[LoungeMachine]

Dear France....

Thank you for Anthony Fucking Bourdain.....



Now kindly FUCK off.

[envy_me]

Oh, I KNOW you FUCKING will, Baby.....



Better FUCKING believe it......

That was so fucking sexy ;-) mmm, agression sex ;-)

[philouze]

Here's to you, yes?

[LoungeMachine]

Here's to you, yes?

Touche

Well played, my surrendering fucking friend, well played.



Cheers, Bitch.

[philouze]

Hey, man, I'm fair game..

[LoungeMachine]

Time to EDIT thread title....



Merci

[philouze]

Good FUCKING move, Lounge.
Well FUCKING done.
Merci... Bourricot (French for Donkey, pronounced like Burrito, but with a C instead of the FUCKING T. Now piss off, gimme that jacket and GET OUT.... GET OUT)

[LoungeMachine]

I'm out of FUCKING thanks.....

This FUCKING sucks......