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Maybe horse meat is delicious! But I want to know. IKEA's food is not much better than the rest of the other diarrhea-inducing fast-food/strip mall junk foods. -
Isn't IKEA a furniture store? You shouldn't be buying lunch from a furniture store.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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If you have never been to an IKEA, you don't get it......
The store is like one huge fucking maze that you have to walk completely through to get out of alive. And they have a "cafeteria" strategically located right in the middle, so you'll have energy to walk the second half.
Now you don't necessarily have to eat the meatballs... you can buy bags of Swedish Fish or cookies or whatever if you want to try to survive on pure sugar. That type of food is also located in the middle of the maze.
Last edited by FORD; 02-26-2013, 10:59 PM.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Can envy_me add something to this subject?Comment
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No food court in the one by me, but come to think of it, there are dumps of Swedish fish by the registers. WTF?Comment
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And this is the reason why people should avoid processed meat products altogether. No IKEA horse balls for me!Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Horse ballz for all!!!Comment
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This month the IKEA food stand is selling horse balls. Next month horse asshole will be on the menu.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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IKEA must be getting their food ideas from the game show "Fear Factor". I wonder if Joe Rogan has a role in this?Comment
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Andrew Zimmerman will be coming to IKEA next month to film himself eating horse asshole. They will be breaded and deep fried in batter and kind of look like donuts.
images2th.jpgLast edited by Nitro Express; 02-27-2013, 12:57 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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We don't have any of them horse meat furniture stores... I ain't driving 5 hours to Dallas, Tx for crappy meatballs..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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You know, I don't see what the big deal is. German soldiers at Stalingrad would have given their left testicle for a bucket of that horse-tainted hamburger. Hell, I've seen WWII pic's of desperate (Berliners I think) civilians decently attired, rushing out to carve up a recently expired mare - kind of reminds you how good we have it...
That's not to say the bastards who knowingly sold it don't deserve prison and fines. A lot of the equestrian delights sold were from steroid infested racing horses...Comment
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Reminds me of when McDonald's started selling salad in the early eighties. At the time, I thought "You don't buy bread baked at a Hess station, so why buy salad from a hamburger joint?" Next thing ya know, Wendy's introduced the All-You-Can-Stuff-On-The-Plate salad bar for a buck and a quarter, and Americans have been turning into obese slobs ever since. You simply have not lived until you've seen an entire family (mom, dad and the twins) of these potato chip munching, 7/11 Enormous Gulp straw sucking assholes appropriate every last one of your store's electric shopping carts, because the simple act of waddling around in their loose-fitting and wrongly named jogging pants exhausts them toward passing out.
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