OZZY, ABBA Sing VH's "Jump"

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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    OZZY, ABBA Sing VH's "Jump"

    OK, neither one of these is exactly what you'd call spectacularly inspired bits of work (the Ozzy one in particular is a bit of a flub considering Dave's slowed-down vocals and the clumsy mix of the guitar solo, which sort of just awkwardly fades out), yet it is interesting to note how well the vocal lines from "Crazy Train" and "Super Trouper" fit when superimposed over "Jump."

    For cryin' out loud Van Halen, hurry up with this new album, already.












    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #2
    Chef I love you but this is the biggest piece of crap I have ever seen - mashups are crap and putting ABBA with Van Halen makes one mass of bloody stinking vomit. ABBA!!!!!!! Holy shit I'm going to be sick.

    Oh dear.

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #3
      Originally posted by chefcraig
      For cryin' out loud Van Halen, hurry up with this new album, already.
      Your wait is almost over....new single's being released tomorrow
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        #4
        I'll give the Abba mashup a B+ for effort...
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          But wait! Here's something even more atrocious...

          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58783

            #6
            Atrocious, yes. But still better than the Van Hagar version of Panama.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • BruinJer
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 354

              #7
              Wow... these tracks make my head hurt
              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...r/Chickies.jpg

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              • indeedido
                Veteran
                • Feb 2004
                • 2293

                #8
                That Hagar bit was the WORST!!!
                This space for rent.

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                • hambon4lif
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2810

                  #9
                  I'm gonna keep these clips on file in case I ever need something to counteract Viagra.....

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                  • Satan
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6664

                    #10
                    These are definitely going into Hell's Torture Jukebox!
                    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                    Originally posted by Sockfucker
                    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                    • GreenBayLA
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 796

                      #11
                      Ozzy + Jump works, ABBA not so much.
                      For the record, I can't Dave 55.
                      This has always been a favorite - Aint Talkin' 'Bout Dub by Apollo 440 ~ La la love!
                      "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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                      • VHscraps
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 1867

                        #12
                        Van Halen and, er ... ABBA

                        I know already that many of you hate these mash-ups, and many already hate 'Jump' as well, but I have to say that after 2-3 listens this is pure genius - ABBA and Van Halen. I am not ashamed to say I love ABBA (in part, certainly), and no I am not gay ... ('not that there's anything wrong with that Jerry')



                        I guess if it was to fall apart with Dave again, they could just get those two Swedish ladies out of retirement ...
                        Last edited by VHscraps; 10-07-2011, 08:27 AM. Reason: insert
                        THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35192

                          #13
                          Hey if you like mashups this is the one...

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by VHscraps
                            I am not ashamed to say I love ABBA .

                            I know every ABBA tune from having my mom drive me around back in the day and she wore the fuck out of that 8-track. yeah, moms car had an 8-track player in it.

                            ABBA was offered more money than The Police & Van Halen were to do a reunion tour and they declined it. Not sure the backstory there, but damn....that's a lot of ca$h to say no to.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35192

                              #15
                              I think it was something insane like $1 billion and that was quite a few years ago.

                              There's an argument that there is a moral prerogative to earn $250 million for 6 months work when you could use it to save 50 thousand lives in Africa or whatever.

                              Since they were all fucking each other and one is now a recluse I guess it's a very complicated situation. I was about to say they may have been shit too but that doesn't really come into it these days. Remember Michael Jackson only planned to sing for 15 minutes of his last tour and mime the rest...

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