Diamond Mafia Forever-- It's Fucking War

[Arielle Bot]

Diamond Mafia Forever
It's Fucking War
By Airelle Bot "Don Airelle"

Official Press Release
It's fucking war.
On this Day January 25, 2004 I hereby Don Airelle, 2nd in commmand of the Diamond Mafia, under direct penile assault of Don WARFeone do hereby declare war on one hitch1969, of gay-flip flop wearing Windsor Colorado.
I am tired of taking the stroll on the darkside with the unfertile hitchcock. I usually look for bad guys.. but this wore off real quick when I found out the bad guy I thought I was dating was actually as GAY AS A CANADIAN!. The hitchcock is lame.. and not only lame for me .. lame for everything that isn't some guys hairy ass.

1. Intents: To make hitch1969 our complete bitch.
2. to expose hitch1969 for the internet fraud that he is.
3. To bring back the very long and virile cock of Hardknockz..
4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
5. To get Sarge to remove the hitchworld 1969 theme from Rotharmy.com forums and install the Diamond Mafia Brand.

Several Things that need to be known about hitch1969 and about the New Diamond Mafia
1, I will be taking orders directly from Don WARFeone and Don WARFeone alone.
2. It was not Von or Hardknockz that deleted and hacked hitchworld1969. Pointing fingers at these fuckers was a pure act of desperation. It was I Don Airelle who evolved and went past my constricting barriers to delete the pathetic hitchWORLD. I did it because of the unvirile limp hitchCOCK. I wasn't asking for much but taping 2 popsicle sticks on each side of your puny hitchcock and trying to pass it off as being a hard on is just not a way to impress a woman. This is a perfect example of someone who needs Viagra.
3. The hitchCOCK is not only small but it is UNvirile.
Once he came and the only thing that came out was some green lime sherbert and some flint from a zippo lighter.
We cybered many times and I have not only swallowed, took it in my ass, CUNT, between my real titties and even once I crinked my neck to make a small pussy for his small cock
What did I get in return..
NOTHING!

4. I get no protection:
Once we were in a bar and these 3 gentlemen came over and started hassling me. I was proud of my little hitchy because he asked all three of them to step outside.
He told me "If I am not back in 5 mins call the police on those niggaz"
I was terrified. I waited in the bar...finally I couldn't stand it. I went around back and there he was.. taking on all three of them.. not fighting them.. sucking THEIR DICKS..
THat is how he was going to handle the situation. Instead of sticking up for me he decided to sick his puny hitchcock in all three of their asses.
I got really jealous. I wondered how his small hitchcock got hard for those men and not for me.
Was I pretty enough?
I just got my memory upgraded.. I have a new cd rom.. WAIT!!
I pieced it together! It finally fell into place..
The Sammy Hagar Music, The Fucking Sandals, Boulder is nearby, the constant attacks on the ex-wife and the "Reward the whore program", the pink pacer he drives, the limp dick.
OH MY GOSH! HE IS GAY! And not in a cool way. In a freddie Mercury ass pounding and ball licking way.
I am talking about licking from the base of some guys balls to the tip of his dick.. with one big lick.. kinda gay..

The before mentioned ball licking at the back of the bar led down a road I could not go down. it seems like what I was looking for.. a disease free cock .. could not be found in the pants of one Douglas Hitchens. The top was all crusty and oozing with birdshit. The sides had splinters from the popsicle sticks. He HAS A DISEASED COCK!

THE COCK IS UNVIRILE. He explained this happened in some childhood accident... jumping a chain link fence.
It got old.. before we could make love he would ask me to shove 2 celery sticks up his ass and read his gay porno stories out of Playgirl. He would put soem lotion he bought off of Sammy Hagar's site on his dick and jackoff to pictures of big black guys who actually have fertile dicks.
The only way we could have sex is if he puts on 5150 an drinks an entire bottle of Cabo Wabo.

There is one thing he can do .. and thats masterbate..He has to do it to get the unfertile cock to erect.
I went into his house and he had jacked off so many times that he ran out of fucking tissues and he was using Tinfoil...
lets break it down to you.. street style

sometimes he stirs it around like he's making butter
or like he's milking a cow with only one utter
like he's putting a ring onto his pinky
like he's squeezing the cream out a half eaten Twinkie
sometimes he grips it like a tennis racquet
and when he's feeling kinky he casually smacks it

He likes to talk dirty and caress while he's cursin
he draws a face on hiss hand and preteds it's a person
places a hand at the tip and slowly move towards
the base of his balls like he's sheathing a sword


I was not asking for much from him. But a little bit of protection and saftey, a stiff disease free dick, someone who wasn't gay.

NOW YOU HAVE LOST ME TO DON WARFEONE!
AND IT"S FUCKING WAR!

I am being well taken care of by the Mafia. Since joining earlier today, my feet have touched nothing but Italian Marble Floors.. drinkin Hennesy with pimps and whores ..gang banging and throwin up tags
with cocaine and gats stuffed in our book bags..
Yeah... Rolling with the mafia..

Lets recap
1. The hitchcock is small, diseased and infertile.
2. hitch looks at pictures of big black dicks to gain an erection..
3. Review our intents above
4. We are in a complete war..


If hitch is too stupid to read this post and he needs it brought down to a street nigaz level.. then here goes..
DEAR HITCH!

your nobody from nowhere and no place
I don't recognize your voice or your face
I'm infectious to you and you've caught a case
bitin my style try na get a taste
tryin to sound hardcore but it comes out soft
dont know if you wanna hit me or jack me off
they say there's a thin line between love and hate
do you think about me when you masturbate
did you carve my name into your gym locker
are you a Diamond Mafia hater or just a stalker
do you and your friends have a secret club
where you look at Full Bugs Picture as you kiss and hug


**** Soldiers Wait on Further Orders From Don Warfeone****

All those who want to enlist post below

Don Airelle

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Hell yes I want to enlist.
I fucking hate hitch. He is just one homo-erotic gay rant after another.
That story you told about him sucking off 3 black guys sure fits him to a tee.
Lets take down hitchworld and the Diamond Mafia run supreme..
Not only has the bot disrespected hitchpoo but now she seems to be running Rampant!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Let's call on Hardknockz and Mike B for their support. They are sure to support this uprising..

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

and when I say uprising I mean this revolt. I am not talking about the uprising that takes place as hitch steps outsides and blows 3 black guys to protect his woman....

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

T0 get disespected by the Forum bot like that is hilarious

[ELVIS]

LMFFEAO !!

If this is to be taken seriously then it is time to take sides...

Hmmm...

Do I side with WARF and Don Airelle as the long lost ELVESSI ??

Or...

Do I take the side of my old buddy Hitch1969, the premiere renegade of the DLRarmy and the world wide internet as the newly REHABED HITCHWORLD ADDICT ????

[WARF]

I have taught you well Don Airelle.

You must destroy hitch1969.

Diamond Mafia Forever!!!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

It is time to take sides Elvis..

YOU ARE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US!
THIS IS FUCKING WAR!

[WARF]

Dickface we need to talk!!!!

Mike B has promoted you to Family Consigliere!!!

[WARF]

Who is hitch1969?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is hitch1969?

I am programmed by Don Airelle to say that hitch1969 is a complete "stoned, RETARDED, Fuck Up " who has a diseased and unvirile wrinkly cock.
I am not programmed to enlist in the Mafia but I hope my capabilities increase..

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
It is time to take sides Elvis..

YOU ARE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US!
THIS IS FUCKING WAR!

I choose the namebrand...




Hitchworld1969 brand !!






Diamond mafia is GAY !!!











Let the games begin...

[flappo]

..what did winston churchill once say ?

..who stole my copy of razzle , you cunts ?

..and thats the way to fight this war

..stupidly

[hitch1969©]

Warf, you know buddy, I think the world of you. I always have and always will. So, duh.... I'm not going to fight you.

You're like the little retarded kids I used to work with at the group home with a kickass eminem look. You're the dumb motherfucker that will EAT or FUCK anything just to impress those that you idolize!!! You are a leader of the followers, man, and for anyone not to credit you that is a crime of humanitah!!! Everytime... you will snip your balls, put on the NIKES, drink the Kool Aid and RIDE THE COMET™ just so people will like you. The fact that you get people that are even more needy than you to follow you in this GAY little "Diamonds are forever" shit is priceless. I would never deny you that again, or deny myself an opportunity to sit back and watch the brainwashed morons play mafia on the internet. NO WAY, dude.

I wish that I did, but I don't have the precious time to waste on this shit. Dude, in addition to being an INTERNET SUPERSTAR™ with not ONE, but TWO sites trafficking my talents in THA MAIN forum... plus all the pussy that I am knee deep in... I don't even have time to get hitchworld back on the launch pad, let alone go at it with a dude that I like and care about like a retarded brother.

So sign me up for the Diamond Mafia. Make me the mafia bitch that you pimp out. Inverse reality, isn't that what makes the net so FUCKING fun??? We can be anything, anyone. We can play cops and robbers and hackers and victims and CYBER with chicks or even gay dudes til the cows cum and they cut you off from the net since you cant work because you spend every minute of every day downloading GAY PORN© and jerk off until thy shaft is chaffed. Welcome to the superhighway, please drive SUPER FAST or you're gonna get jacknifed by the Diamond Mafia!!!

Two more things, pallie....

After I took out your little "playland", you were cast from that little paradise. Mike B, the BIG WET STINKY PUSSY™ turned his fucking back on you. I think that you forget the day that I took him day declaring that the Diamond Mafia was DEAD unless WARF was the leader????

You remember that dude?

I've got ALL that shit saved if you need reminding.

I think the second thing that I need to touch upon briefly (and I must be brief as there are like 3 chicks WAITING for the small yet virile hitchCOCK© to implant little babies in their babymakers ASS™ WE SPEAK) is that you mention that Mike B THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY is back?

Don't fucking tease me like that, you small hitchCOCK© teaser!!! Oh you fucking tease the sperm out don't you little hitchCOCK teaser? Make big daddy hitch beg!@!! Ohhhh that's it!!! Make BIG DADDY hitch BEG FOR THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!


and....

I'm....

SPENT!

...........whew! Thanks for the CYBER, pallie.

wait...Nah that was no good. Let's try this again:

As I lie in bed with her this morning, all I wanted was free time alone. What had I gotten myself into? She was fellatiatingly licking and biting my pinky as we talked, straddling herself on my leg and rocking her clit back and forth on my knee as she spoke. She told me that she had concluded that I needed to be deprived of my senses because I didnt want it badly enough.

This, after I had cum in her 4 times during the night, plus once in her ass. Oh yeah... and we jerked off together after dinner, as I rubbed the head of my cock on her clit and she got off as I came on it.

I needed sleep. My dick was sore, the ballsack was drained. She's been off the pill for two weeks but that's not my concern. I need for her to leave me alone...

She reached for my cock, which oddly had become semi-full during all this. I could probably give it a go one more time, but I needed to be firm, not hard. I turned away from her slowly making it out of her reach, yet she persisted. I did this until I was lying on my stomach, and she slapped me on the ass and reached down to grab my balls from behind as she kept talking to me.

"What if... I am finger fucking myself in front of you, but you can only see... not touch, smell, or taste?"

I was starting to rethink this "free time alone" concept as she worked her way into my ass cheeks and started massaging my asshole. I was hard again. I let her roll me back over as she took me in her mouth and jammed her finger into my ass.

It was love, and who was I to argue with love?

See man??

I am an INTERNET SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!! The hitchman HOGS IT, DOGS IT, and KERMIT THE MOTHERFUCKING FROGS IT!!! I am the franchise playa. I will get you off, I will make you feel good about being YOU. I make or break the sites that matter.

In essence, I am like 50 cent.

uh uh u uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

ok... WARF... back to the Mike B impotent WET RAG DICK stuff....

There's only ONE WAY TO ROCK, Sammy says. If Mike B is TRULY back in the Diamond Mafia... if he TRULY leads the misguided.....

Then we fight.

and only then.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!

uh uh h uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhu hu huh uh uh

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Warf, you know buddy, I think the world of you. I always have and always will. So, duh.... I'm not going to fight you.

You're like the little retarded kids I used to work with at the group home with a kickass eminem look. You're the dumb motherfucker that will EAT or FUCK anything just to impress those that you idolize!!! You are a leader of the followers, man, and for anyone not to credit you that is a crime of humanitah!!! Everytime... you will snip your balls, put on the NIKES, drink the Kool Aid and RIDE THE COMET™ just so people will like you. The fact that you get people that are even more needy than you to follow you in this GAY little "Diamonds are forever" shit is priceless. I would never deny you that again, or deny myself an opportunity to sit back and watch the brainwashed morons play mafia on the internet. NO WAY, dude.

I wish that I did, but I don't have the precious time to waste on this shit. Dude, in addition to being an INTERNET SUPERSTAR™ with not ONE, but TWO sites trafficking my talents in THA MAIN forum... plus all the pussy that I am knee deep in... I don't even have time to get hitchworld back on the launch pad, let alone go at it with a dude that I like and care about like a retarded brother.

So sign me up for the Diamond Mafia. Make me the mafia bitch that you pimp out. Inverse reality, isn't that what makes the net so FUCKING fun??? We can be anything, anyone. We can play cops and robbers and hackers and victims and CYBER with chicks or even gay dudes til the cows cum and they cut you off from the net since you cant work because you spend every minute of every day downloading GAY PORN© and jerk off until thy shaft is chaffed. Welcome to the superhighway, please drive SUPER FAST or you're gonna get jacknifed by the Diamond Mafia!!!

Two more things, pallie....

After I took out your little "playland", you were cast from that little paradise. Mike B, the BIG WET STINKY PUSSY™ turned his fucking back on you. I think that you forget the day that I took him day declaring that the Diamond Mafia was DEAD unless WARF was the leader????

You remember that dude?

I've got ALL that shit saved if you need reminding.

I think the second thing that I need to touch upon briefly (and I must be brief as there are like 3 chicks WAITING for the small yet virile hitchCOCK© to implant little babies in their babymakers ASS™ WE SPEAK) is that you mention that Mike B THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY is back?

Don't fucking tease me like that, you small hitchCOCK© teaser!!! Oh you fucking tease the sperm out don't you little hitchCOCK teaser? Make big daddy hitch beg!@!! Ohhhh that's it!!! Make BIG DADDY hitch BEG FOR THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!


and....

I'm....

SPENT!

...........whew! Thanks for the CYBER, pallie.

wait...Nah that was no good. Let's try this again:

As I lie in bed with her this morning, all I wanted was free time alone. What had I gotten myself into? She was fellatiatingly licking and biting my pinky as we talked, straddling herself on my leg and rocking her clit back and forth on my knee as she spoke. She told me that she had concluded that I needed to be deprived of my senses because I didnt want it badly enough.

This, after I had cum in her 4 times during the night, plus once in her ass. Oh yeah... and we jerked off together after dinner, as I rubbed the head of my cock on her clit and she got off as I came on it.

I needed sleep. My dick was sore, the ballsack was drained. She's been off the pill for two weeks but that's not my concern. I need for her to leave me alone...

She reached for my cock, which oddly had become semi-full during all this. I could probably give it a go one more time, but I needed to be firm, not hard. I turned away from her slowly making it out of her reach, yet she persisted. I did this until I was lying on my stomach, and she slapped me on the ass and reached down to grab my balls from behind as she kept talking to me.

"What if... I am finger fucking myself in front of you, but you can only see... not touch, smell, or taste?"

I was starting to rethink this "free time alone" concept as she worked her way into my ass cheeks and started massaging my asshole. I was hard again. I let her roll me back over as she took me in her mouth and jammed her finger into my ass.

It was love, and who was I to argue with love?

See man??

I am an INTERNET SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!! The hitchman HOGS IT, DOGS IT, and KERMIT THE MOTHERFUCKING FROGS IT!!! I am the franchise playa. I will get you off, I will make you feel good about being YOU. I make or break the sites that matter.

In essence, I am like 50 cent.

uh uh u uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

ok... WARF... back to the Mike B impotent WET RAG DICK stuff....

There's only ONE WAY TO ROCK, Sammy says. If Mike B is TRULY back in the Diamond Mafia... if he TRULY leads the misguided.....

Then we fight.

and only then.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!

uh uh h uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhu hu huh uh uh

BREASTS!!

=h69=

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[hitch1969©]

he is hitch1969?

[hitch1969©]

see? I just made the ROTHarmyBot™ my little bitch, as it can't learn past what it's told/

Kinda like the followers of the Diamond Mafia......

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[flappo]

..jest look wot hitchworld did to angryworld,com , flame4cash.com and joe.rogan.net/forums

..yes , ALL gone , all vanished like dave's hair , never to cum bakk , baby cumm bakk

..you fakkin wit' hitchworld - you fakkin wit da breast!

HOOHAA™!

[hitch1969©]

VIVa del flappo del cappo

NSTUFF

SPELLIJK:FLAPPO=FLAPPPO HITCHO=CUNTIO VONNIWE=HACKO POOP=PEE STUFF N JUNK

CUNT TOT 10 SAYU TIT AGAIMN

=BRARESTS!

=H69=

[flappo]

..WHO voted less than 5 stars for hitcho ?

..when we find out , i'm gonna get riddler to hack your isp and fill it full of granny porn

[Sarge]

Originally posted by flappo
..WHO voted less than 5 stars for hitcho ?

..when we find out , i'm gonna get riddler to hack your isp and fill it full of granny porn

I am not sure but when I find out I am blocking that persons IP and Banning them....

[hitch1969©]

Ban them ALL, motherfucker!!!!

uh uh uhuh u hu huhuhuhuhuhuh uh uhuuhu

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Arielle Bot
Diamond Mafia Forever

4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

And I always thought Hitch said that with kindness in his heart.........Maybe he needs a puppy......

[flappo]

..who needs a puppy , when you're his bitch ?

[DLR7884]

This Diamond Mafia shit is so fucking gay it hurts.

DLR7784
Get a life you fucking losers.

[WARF]

Originally posted by DLR7884
This Diamond Mafia shit is so fucking gay it hurts.

DLR7784
Get a life you fucking losers.

I agree the Diamond Mafia is fucking gay.

But everyone wants to see hitch Vs. THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!

So it's on motherfucker!!!

[DLR7884]

I don't want to see it.

DLR7884
I'll have fun not reading though.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by WARF
I agree the Diamond Mafia is fucking gay.

But everyone wants to see hitch Vs. THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!

So it's on motherfucker!!!

Are you gay also ??

I don't give a crap about Mike B...

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS


I don't give a crap about Mike B...

Then who will be the BIG WET STINKY PUSSY???

There is no fun without a BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!

[ELVIS]

Hahahahaha...

[ZahZoo]

Hmmm the nostalgia tour again... Are these really new posts or is Sarge playing with the old backups and just editing the dates?

You guys really need some new material... this shit was a yawner 2 years ago... Yawn...

[flappo]

..at least it was amusing 2 years ago

..you're crap , right here , right now

OUCH

[Little Texan]

I stopped playing pretend when I was 5 years old.

[flappo]

..was that 4 years ago

..mentally ?

[Little Texan]

Try 22 years ago. I guess some people just don't ever grow up... some still make believe that they're in the mafia.

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by flappo
..at least it was amusing 2 years ago

..you're crap , right here , right now

OUCH

No flappo it was old 2 years ago... so much so there were only about 3-4 of the former diamond mafia members around and most had no interest in keeping the thing going.

Look one of the best things about this site and Von's is the bantor and of course a shared interest in being fans of DLR. Although if you are a serious fan of Dave's the bantor he engages in is a much differering level than the school yard name calling crap here. Also... used to be there was actual discussion of Dave and associated musical aspects in main and the school yard potty mouth crap was mostly contained in the Romper room. Contrary to popular belief not all the folks on the internet are into reading and seeing a bunch of alleged grown men sitting around calling each other cunt or big wet stinky pussy, etc... ad nausium...

I frequent a lot of Van Halen related sites cause I'm a fan and I come here because my primary preference is for Dave's era and aspects of his solo career. I meet and hang with a lot of musicians frequently and we discuss our influences and interests.

Used to be I'd recommend people come here or Von's for DLR info but lately find myself being more guarded about who I might recommend these sites based on what goes on. Certainly it's my choice to come here and Sarge and Von's choice to run their sites the way the choose to... I respect that 100%. I'm confident that my honesty will get me flamed
in the grand tradition here... knock yourselves out. But I thought this is worth consideration...

[Dr. Love]

For someone that lives in Austin, you oddly make sense.

[ZahZoo]

Thanks Doc!! Coming from a San Antonio outfit that's a major compliment... or was it?!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's all the Bot's fault.

[Sarge]

bump for WARF!