And we wonder why Van Halen broke up
Ladies and Gentleman I present to you....
ALEX VAN HALEN
And we wonder why Van Halen broke up
Ladies and Gentleman I present to you....
ALEX VAN HALEN
we used this for a caption contest in 2001..
Check it out here..
http://www.rotharmy.com/captioncontest.shtml
This looks like a early 80's shot of AVH.. based on the missing neckbrace..
Where's the neck brace....he could have stashed a couple more brews in there!!
Shorts with suspenders huh. Must of had those fags from Queer eye dress him.
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
yeah the shorts with suspenders and sweatbands adds a certain Freddie Mercury touch to the picture...
He represents the lollipop guild.
Yeah, Dave was the flamboyant asshole.
I keep forgetting.
I would give my left nut to spend one night with the boys back during the early 80's. Imagine the shit that went on backstage after the show. They have more gaddamn stories than Walt Disney could ever dream of. Great Pic.
What's funny is that any of the stuff they wore back then would be considered clothing for the queer guy.....
......not that there's anything wrong with that......
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
I don't think any gay guy on earth would be caught dead in that outfit. Except possibly Kevin DuBrowOriginally posted by alexpgrimes
Shorts with suspenders huh. Must of had those fags from Queer eye dress him.
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I dunno what is more shocking AVH's clothes or the transfers on the dressing room unit.
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Ah ! Now I understand what Dave's concern was when he left Van Halen,
what he meant was "Ed, your brother is up to sticking two six packs a day in his clothing, and looks like a total dick"
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I was wondering if you were going to bring back the caption contests...that picture of Alex I scanned from one of the old tour books that I have...WACF maybe...the actual picture is like, 2" by 1.5"
I scanned and posted a bunch more back in '01...
Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"
Ronald McDonalds assistant
Originally posted by Rubnose
He represents the lollipop guild.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Good one!!
Dude, stole the words right from my mouth!Originally posted by Sarge
yeah the shorts with suspenders and sweatbands adds a certain Freddie Mercury touch to the picture...
Either Freddie, or Mick Jagger in the "Start Me Up" vid. He had a faggity little striped shirt on in that one. (At least I think it was start me up, don't know for sure... Guess I'd better drink another six pack.)
No wonder Dave split. Alex was Bogarting all of the malt liquor......
Alex is just getting ready to listen to some Spammy.
He needs that booze!!!!
I like how they have a garbage can IN their hotel room or whatever room that is ... you can't miss that big of a target ...
Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...
DuBrow.....even though he was playing the clubs around the same time as Halen was in the 1970s, he was always a Roth-wannabe rather than a contemporary.Originally posted by FORD
I don't think any gay guy on earth would be caught dead in that outfit. Except possibly Kevin DuBrow
Regardless of how many records they sold, Quiet Riot post-Randy stunk on ice.
alllllll backstages have big trashcans, Eyes ... it's the only thing you can count on. toilets, usually ... but, if not: trashcan it, man!
and, Ed borrowed that shirt from Al before the 1980 Invasion was even a week on. Dave got the suspenders; Mike ... uhhhhh. i'll stop there.
funny clothes or not, Alex was SOOOO much cooler before his (first) divorce...
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