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You guys HAVE to watch this
"That is not a family photo, that is an environmental disaster and you've framed it"
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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I'm in a beermat-chewing contest. It's a bit of a molar coaster ride.fuck your fucking framingComment
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How do you make a woman scream twice?
Fuck her up the arse then wipe your knob on her new curtains.Comment
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-Have you heard about the dyslectic satanist?
-He sold his soul to Santa.The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Q: Why does it take 7 women with PMS to change a light bulb?
A: IT JUST FREAKING DOES!!!!!!The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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i oiked this off twitter but it tickled me
The highlight of my weekend was giving Mick Jagger a spiced lamb and couscous sandwich. I know it's only a Moroccan roll but he liked it.fuck your fucking framingComment
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Your mama is so dumb, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIMEComment
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Chimpy Bush, Darth Cheney and Bill Clinton were walking down the Yellow Brick Road.
CHIMP: "I hope the wizard can give me a brain."
CHENEY: "I hope the wizard can give me a heart."
CLINTON: "Does anyone know where Dorothy is?"Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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Why do dogs often lick their own dick?
Because they CAN!
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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I know a better version...
Boudreaux and Thibodaux, while walking down street, see a dog cleaning himself...
Boudreaux says to Thibodaux, "Mais, I wish I could do dat, yeah."
Thibodaux replies, "dat dog will bite you, yeah!
Or something like that...
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I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do.fuck your fucking framingComment
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A better version?
Making it racist and then removing the thing that makes the joke work, the licking balls part, did not make it better - you ruined it completely.Comment
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