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  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7173
    #1141
    A desperate 13-year-old girl is calling a desperate hearts radio show.

    Girl: I feel desperate. Really, really badly desperate...

    Host: What's going on sweetie?

    Girl: I'm a 13-year-old gipsy girl, and I'm still a virgin you see...

    Host: Well, I don't see anything wrong. Many 13-year-olds are still virgins you know.

    Girl: Well, I do feel damn desperate: my daddy might be gay.
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7173
        #1142
        St Peter's taking in three newcomers. Women.

        The first one comes to him and he says: "Were you a sinner down on earth?"

        "Well, i wasn't a saint, but I never ever cheated on my husband."

        "All right, well done, here is a golden key. Up there, at the end of the corridor."

        The second one: "I was what could be called a semi-sinner: I was no she-devil, but I used to sin a little and..."

        "And?..."

        "... and I cheated on my husband a couple of times. I am sorry..."

        "Here's a silver key: up there past the corridor."

        The Third one: "I made the most of the most of it! I fucked and fucked again and again, with any guy I met. Couldn't help it, I'm a sex addict."

        (whispering) "Here's the key of my room. First on your left past the corridor."
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16336
            #1143
            Ghey.

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              • Jérôme Frenchise
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Nov 2004
                • 7173
                #1144
                Here's my first
                Ghey.
                from you. With a joke from my in-law... Serves me right.
                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58755
                    #1145
                    A customer walks into a store and asks, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"


                    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"


                    The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.


                    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?


                    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


                    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?


                    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


                    Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"


                    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


                    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"


                    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7173
                        #1146
                        A short one from the (sub-par IMO) movie "Will Hunting" that I saw the other day.

                        From the cockpit, a pilot tells the co-pilot "Aaah. Now I'm craving for a cup of coffe and a blowjob...",
                        unaware that his mike is on and the whole plane can hear him.

                        In dismay, a stewardess then starts rushing to the cockpit. When she's half-way, a passenger yells "Hey! You forgot the cup of coffee!"
                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                          • Jérôme Frenchise
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 7173
                            #1147
                            Damned, that last one kicked ass, didn't?

                            Here's another:

                            A coarse guy tells his wife: "Mmmmh... your ass looks as wide and hot as a BBQ!"

                            She doesn't reply.

                            In the evening, once he slips under the sheets to stick right behind her, she says:

                            "Oh hon, we aren't starting the BBQ for such a small sausage, are we?"
                            posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                            posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                              • Jérôme Frenchise
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7173
                                #1148
                                A woman to her husband:

                                "Darling, you love sodomy porn and candid cameras so much, don't you? You're gonna be happy as I took an appointment for you. Colonoscopy."
                                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                  • High Life Man
                                    Commando
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 1286
                                    #1149
                                    What do you hear when you hold a white seashell to your ear?

                                    The ocean.

                                    What do you hear when you hold a black seashell to your ear?

                                    The Billy Ocean.

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                                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 7173
                                        #1150
                                        A Texan is meeting a Russian in a bar. Both are boasting about their skills.

                                        The Texan goes: "I can shoot through six 50-cent coins with 6 bullets."
                                        The Russian says: "I don't believe you."

                                        So the Texan throws six 50-cent coins up in the air and makes a hole right in the middle of each of them with his gun and goes:

                                        "My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."

                                        The Russian says: "I'm not impressed at all. I have 3 dicks and 3 pairs of bollocks."

                                        The Texan says: "I don't believe you."

                                        Then the Russian pulls his pants and all down, and the Texan stares in dismay.

                                        The Russian goes: "My name is Bill. Tcherno Bill."
                                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                          • cadaverdog
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Aug 2007
                                            • 8958
                                            #1151
                                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                            A Texan is meeting a Russian in a bar. Both are boasting about their skills.

                                            The Texan goes: "I can shoot through six 50-cent coins with 6 bullets."
                                            The Russian says: "I don't believe you."

                                            So the Texan throws six 50-cent coins up in the air and makes a hole right in the middle of each of them with his gun and goes:

                                            "My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."

                                            The Russian says: "I'm not impressed at all. I have 3 dicks and 3 pairs of bollocks."

                                            The Texan says: "I don't believe you."

                                            Then the Russian pulls his pants and all down, and the Texan stares in dismay.

                                            The Russian goes: "My name is Bill. Tcherno Bill."
                                            I had to look up the word Tcherno because I didn't get it. We don't spell that word with a T here.
                                            Beware of Dog

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                                              • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 7173
                                                #1152
                                                shut up John.jpg
                                                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                  • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 7173
                                                    #1153
                                                    Cap.jpg

                                                    There's a bunch of other strips at https://grogcomics.com
                                                    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                        • 7173
                                                        #1154
                                                        Whales.jpg

                                                        The Grog
                                                        https://grogcomics.com/
                                                        A humorous webcomic about people, social situations, animals, and daily life.
                                                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                          • Hardrock69
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 21833
                                                            #1155
                                                            Krusty

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