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Here is one racist joke:
An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al Rahzib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean Male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn´t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no deer, deer run too fast..The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Fritzl asks:
"Hello there, feel like coming down to my basement?"
"No, thank you."
"Oh, come on, I incest!"
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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From a menu in Thailand
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Signs of the times...
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Of course it's a a wink at "And the cradle will rock..."...
By the way, a true story that happened to me 16 years ago. I had a teachers/parents meeting on a Saturday morning.
And well, I'd had a party the night before, but I was doing quite well till a pupil came in with er... one of his parents, who
looked exactly like a nun I used to know when I was a kid, same face, same hair, same glasses.
I said: "Hello, Madam. Will you sit down..."...
... and the pupil told me in a low, embarrassed voice: "He's my father."
The man, of course, kept a bad look in his eye throughout the interview while I felt but like vanishing in a snap...Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 09-28-2012, 06:56 PM.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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What did they actually find inside Arafat's corpse?...
Israelium!
Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 09-28-2012, 07:16 PM.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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