CHEF MAXIMUS' KITCHEN or THE OFFICIAL ROTHARMY COOKBOOK

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  • Momshell
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    • Jan 2012
    • 2370

    a couple more

    Humidor cake for my father-in-law, including his disgusting ashtray, beer can, and favorite book!
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    THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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    • Momshell
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      • Jan 2012
      • 2370

      Wall-E and a dinosaur for my kids' birthdays!
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      THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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      • Dave's Bitch
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        • Apr 2005
        • 5275

        You make it all those momshell?.Very cool
        I really love you baby, I love what you've got
        Let's get together we can, Get hot

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        • Momshell
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          • Jan 2012
          • 2370

          last ones (for now!)

          If any of you have kids into New Super Mario Bros, the castle cake is supposed to be my interpretation of Bowser's castle.
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          THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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          • Momshell
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            • Jan 2012
            • 2370

            Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
            You make it all those momshell?.Very cool
            Yup I did! Thanks!
            Stay Frosty!

            THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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            • Momshell
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              • Jan 2012
              • 2370

              forgot this one!

              This is a cheetah cake I made last week for my son's birthday
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              THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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              • Dave's Bitch
                ROCKSTAR

                • Apr 2005
                • 5275

                I remember I tried to make a cake for my lil girl.It was a complete train wreck.Maybe next year you can ship me one over
                I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                • Momshell
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                  • Jan 2012
                  • 2370

                  Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                  I remember I tried to make a cake for my lil girl.It was a complete train wreck.Maybe next year you can ship me one over

                  I'd be happy to coach you online!
                  Stay Frosty!

                  THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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                  • guwapo_rocker
                    Sniper
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 993

                    Paula Deen gets on my fucking nerves!

                    Thank you....





















                    Ya'll.
                    WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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                    • BigBadBrian
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10620

                      Anyone here bake bread? I'm not just talking about the average white loaf, but also baguettes, focaccia, pain de whatthefuckever the French call it, etc.

                      Need a good book on that for my wife, who has taken this up. Thanks.
                      “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                      • lesfunk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3560

                        The local Indian place has a Naan that is light stuffed with nuts and dried fruit. It's delicious .
                        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                        • clarathecarrot
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                          • May 2010
                          • 3589

                          Ok Here How it Go..Easy as Soup.

                          Take the,.. rotizzerier... rotizray.. that chicken you buy at the supermarket allready roasted.

                          Or Roast one large one yourself 2 small supermarket ones are better thay allready have a good flavor base.

                          Eat the chickens save bones and wings and back for the next day.

                          Place both chickens and the juice at the bottom of the chicken take home box in a pot, bones and all/.

                          Just cover the bones and chicken parts with water about a 1/2 inch above the parts in your pot, too much water bad, and you can always add some more later.

                          Boil for 1 hour.

                          Pour all that you boiled, thru a colander into a different sauce pan let bones and chicken cool in colander.

                          Add 1 tsp salt
                          Add 1tsp black pepper
                          Add 1/2 tsp of onion powder

                          To the sauce pan liquid.

                          Carefully pick the cooled bones and put the meat in the sauce pan that has thee cooked broth you just made, simmer (lightly boil) for 30 min.

                          Hey, it's like you went to a restaurant and bought soup but you get 7 times the amount for the price of, left over bones and small meat parts, yeay!!!

                          You can even shave a carrot at the end of simmer, like I did...mmm shaved carrots....mmmmmmm

                          Last edited by clarathecarrot; 02-27-2013, 08:38 PM.
                          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12682

                            Originally posted by clarathecarrot

                            Eat the chickens save bones and wings and back for the next day.

                            Place both chickens and the juice at the bottom of the chicken take home box in a pot, bones and all/.

                            Just cover the bones and chicken parts with water about a 1/2 inch above the parts in your pot, too much water bad, and you can always add some more later.

                            Boil for 1 hour.
                            you never said "take 'em outta the box"
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • clarathecarrot
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2010
                              • 3589

                              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                              you never said "take 'em outta the box"
                              I tries to have good explanations of how to, I didn't want to seem to wordy.

                              I wanted my junior chefs here to trial and error that part also the""Pour all that you boiled, thru a colander into a different sauce pan let bones and chicken cool in colander.""

                              I wrote that because I was afraid they would pour the broth into the sink, like draining spaggetti?

                              It is just the easiest way to get good chickie soup for almost free.


                              The best recipe is allways to take the box bones and all throw it in the back yard for the cat to eat.

                              Then go buy some soup.

                              lol
                              2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                              clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                              • katina
                                Commando
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 1469

                                Kimchijon- Kim Chee Pancakes

                                -1 cup Kim Chee, without the stuffing, leave it if you want it hotter.
                                -3 o. lean ground pork
                                -3 large sweet onions, or 6 gree onions, finely chopped
                                -1 cup all -purpose wheat flour
                                -1 egg, lightly beaten
                                -1 cup ice cold water

                                Chop the Kim Chee into fine pieces and place it in a bowl. Add the pork, green onions, flour, egg and ice water and mix.

                                In a large cast-iron or non-stick skillet, heat 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, drop about one-third of the batter, and cook for about 2 minutes, flattening and shaping it with a spatula, until the edges turn brown and crispy, flip and cook one minute. Transfer to a tray and repeat two times.

                                Serve with vinegar soy sauce or allspice sauce.

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