Apology To Dlr Army

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 09:42 AM

i want to apologize to the members of the dlr army for some of my posts here on the site. contrary to what most believe, i am a huge dave fan, just frustrated at most of his career moves of late. i come to this site and see very little new but only unadultered worship over every little thing. it gets old. so, i find myself playing the devils advocate to the extreme, just to stir things up. anyways, i may have gone a bit too far on many occassions, but, if there is one thing roth fans should be known for, it is a sense of humour. trouble is, i don't see too much of that here so, i apologize and hopefully some members can meet me halfway and lighten the hell up.

**Jimmy Jingles** · 11-22-2005, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i want to apologize to the members of the dlr army for some of my posts here on the site. contrary to what most believe, i am a huge dave fan, just frustrated at most of his career moves of late. i come to this site and see very little new but only unadultered worship over every little thing. it gets old. so, i find myself playing the devils advocate to the extreme, just to stir things up. anyways, i may have gone a bit too far on many occassions, but, if there is one thing roth fans should be known for, it is a sense of humour. trouble is, i don't see too much of that here so, i apologize and hopefully some members can meet me halfway and lighten the hell up.

Thanks for that "Apology", you sarcastic dick cheese.

Now go fuck a sheep.

**fuckhowardstern** · 11-22-2005, 09:47 AM

were you just playing devil's advocate when you posted a reply to my second post on this site when i was asking help on how to navigate the site something to the effect of "fuckhowardstern is a fucking frog"?

if you want to apologize for being an asshole, i will accept your apology. but this shit you post above does not move me.

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 09:52 AM

don't remember exactly but i'm sure it was a rebuttal to something, i don't go out of my way to insult people personally. come to think of it, it jingles was man enough i would be expecting an apology from him. i don't expect it.

**Rikk** · 11-22-2005, 09:53 AM

Fuck off.

**fuckhowardstern** · 11-22-2005, 09:54 AM

i remember it well, and as far as humor on this site goes....i laugh my ass off every time jingles posts a reply to your dreck.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i want to apologize to the members of the dlr army for some of my posts here on the site. contrary to what most believe, i am a huge dave fan, just frustrated at most of his career moves of late. i come to this site and see very little new but only unadultered worship over every little thing. it gets old. so, i find myself playing the devils advocate to the extreme, just to stir things up. anyways, i may have gone a bit too far on many occassions, but, if there is one thing roth fans should be known for, it is a sense of humour. trouble is, i don't see too much of that here so, i apologize and hopefully some members can meet me halfway and lighten the hell up.

FACK ORF .

**Caged** · 11-22-2005, 09:56 AM

dont apologise for anything. if these pussies cry over posts made then move on to the next pussy. This site needs to toughen up.
fucking therapy is what some of these shit heads need.

**Jimmy Jingles** · 11-22-2005, 09:57 AM

If you want to apologize for something, apologize for stinking up the place with your shitty threads and 4th grade grammar skills.

Seriously, you make about as much sense as an autistic Sasquatch.

Take your own advice and just fucking leave.

Turd.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 09:58 AM

actually, this guy IS funnee, in case it is a guy we're talking about, not a girl.

no humour here?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

you have all the dump meisters, sheep pen admins and other immortal cunts on ignore or are you just a little dumb?

**diamondsgirl** · 11-22-2005, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i want to apologize to the members of the dlr army for some of my posts here on the site. contrary to what most believe, i am a huge dave fan, just frustrated at most of his career moves of late. i come to this site and see very little new but only unadultered worship over every little thing. it gets old. so, i find myself playing the devils advocate to the extreme, just to stir things up. anyways, i may have gone a bit too far on many occassions, but, if there is one thing roth fans should be known for, it is a sense of humour. trouble is, i don't see too much of that here so, i apologize and hopefully some members can meet me halfway and lighten the hell up.

there's plenty of humor on this site, some of the funniest people on the web are right here

you don't add to it though

you want people to lighten up, then stop "playing the devils advocate to the extreme" (aka Roth bashing)

its not funny at all

**Jimmy Jingles** · 11-22-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Caged
dont apologise for anything. if these pussies cry over posts made then move on to the next pussy. This site needs to toughen up.
fucking therapy is what some of these shit heads need.

Embrace it.

**ZahZoo** · 11-22-2005, 10:16 AM

Apologies are the 1st sign of weakness... of course the hienas here only have the gonads to attack the weak.

**Millermoos** · 11-22-2005, 10:19 AM

there's plenty of humor on this site, some of the funniest people on the web are right here.

I do agree with this, you post some funny pics in here.
By the way how can I post a photo like all of you do in here as part of a message? I am a bit behind with technology to say the least....
millermoos

**DavidLeeNatra** · 11-22-2005, 10:29 AM

next thread I start is a poll...what is worse?

a) a good by thread
b) a hello I'm staying thread (except from ally's)
c) an I apologize for being a dick thread

now...don't let the backdoor hit ya where the good lord split ya...

**Jimmy Jingles** · 11-22-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Apologies are the 1st sign of weakness... of course the hienas here only have the gonads to attack the weak.

Your 'Nonads' are the size of BB's and your ass smells of rancid man butter.

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:47 AM

you didn't like my heartfelt apology? not sincere enough? i should have asked my secretary to read it back before she posted it. she left out, "fuck you if you can't take a joke"

**Dave's Bitch** · 11-22-2005, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
Fuck off.

lol

straight to the point

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:50 AM

p.s. my shit moves me.

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:52 AM

dave's bitch? you a guy?

**ThrillsNSpills** · 11-22-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
Fuck off.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 11-22-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave's bitch? you a guy?

looking for some dick?

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave's bitch? you a guy?

maria? you a girl?

**Dave's Bitch** · 11-22-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
dave's bitch? you a guy?

no,are you?

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:54 AM

i now will reserve my insults for some of my favorite members on this site.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i now will reserve my insults for some of my favorite members on this site.

you're not my first fan or a groupie-wannabe

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:57 AM

don't flatter yourself, you ain't on my list.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 10:58 AM

starting this piece of shit-thread in the main is a crime itself...

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 10:58 AM

i think this site should apologize to david lee roth for being springer online.

**Jimmy Jingles** · 11-22-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
you didn't like my heartfelt apology? not sincere enough? i should have asked my secretary to read it back before she posted it. she left out, "fuck you if you can't take a joke"

Secretary...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You need to fire that bitch because she is fucking illiterate.

The only secretary you have is your mom, bringing you PB&J's and wiping your gnarly ass.

Douche.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i think this site should apologize to david lee roth for being springer online.

HAHHAHA

you're so funny and impressive!!!

NOT.

**Matt White** · 11-22-2005, 11:09 AM

Don't give this attention-Whore TRoll the time of day...

"I don't like this" "I don't see that"

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 11:13 AM

how'd ya know? anyways, i kinda thought a thread of this nature would get a lot of bites. to quote dave himself "if you can fake sincerity, you got it licked"

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 11:16 AM

uhoh, we woke up the self inportant moderator. late night with yourself again? anyways, i'm not interested, but my horse could use a blowjob.

**Golden AWe** · 11-22-2005, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
how'd ya know?

the likes of you, boring, "funny" trolls pop in here once a week

**Rikk** · 11-22-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Apologies are the 1st sign of weakness... of course the hienas here only have the gonads to attack the weak.

Yup. A couple of our weakest scavengers love to jump all over people like RIGHTTOOL because they can handle no bigger game at this point.

**Matt White** · 11-22-2005, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
uhoh, we woke up the self inportant moderator. late night with yourself again? anyways, i'm not interested, but my horse could use a blowjob.

Did you say something?!?!:confused:

Oh right...nothing important....still waiting for something even remotely interesting.......

I'm sure you keep your horse satisfied skippy.....

Don't Newfies eat horse?!?

**Nickdfresh** · 11-22-2005, 11:48 AM

**Vinnie Velvet** · 11-22-2005, 11:56 AM

This thread is gay.

Closing.....

**ritetoolforjob** · 11-22-2005, 12:05 PM

thanks. i never meant a god damn word of it anyways.

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