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  • Eddie's Booze
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2007
    • 326

    Jump, Stop being HATERS, Soldiers!

    Jump by Van Halen is one of the greatest songs ever. I Know, I know......("Fucking Van Halen sold out").....

    Who gives a Fuck????

    That fucking song was No.1 for 5 weeks.....

    Ok.....Perhaps it wasn't exactly Runnin' With The Devil but....

    Look at Dave's fucking moves in that Video!!!!!

    NO OTHER SINGER CAN DO THOSE FUCKING KICKERS....

    DAVE SHOULD HAVE GOT AN OSCAR FOR THE JUMP VIDEO.

    That is all.

    http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    #2
    Excellent thread

    Just in time for a Rothies nomination for Most Insipid Thread Started By Bored Douche In Search of Attention.

    Reach for the stars!

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Eddie's Booze
      Head Fluffer
      • Apr 2007
      • 326

      #3
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      Excellent thread

      Just in time for a Rothies nomination for Most Insipid Thread Started By Bored Douche In Search of Attention.

      Reach for the stars!

      Why are you being a "HATER"?

      Oh I forgot....you are a "UNION BUSTER".......

      http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555

        #4
        Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
        Why are you being a "HATER"?

        Just my nature.

        Don't take it personally.

        I'm an equal opportunity hater.

        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Baby's On Fire
          Veteran
          • May 2004
          • 1747

          #5
          Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
          Why are you being a "HATER"?

          Oh I forgot....you are a "UNION BUSTER".......


          He's not a union buster.

          He's just a welfare dependent loser sitting in his mother's dark basement, posting bullshit 24 hours a day on this board.

          Have you seen anyone at all even approaching the number of posts and time this loser spends on this board?

          The only time he's not here is when he's in line at the welfare office.

          Give him a break.....a union buster at least would have ambition.

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          • naturochem
            Head Fluffer
            • May 2004
            • 495

            #6
            "Yeah...just stop it, you meany HATERS!!!"

            CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

            http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

            "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11957

              #7
              Am well aware it is the highest charting top 40 single from Van Halen (in ANY era), and that it is a given it will played at every gig on the tour in progress...

              BUT

              I just don't care. The song was so-so when I first heard it, but that so-so song was played INTO THE FUCKING GROUND for me within the first MONTH of its release. May seem silly to some for me to say this, but (much as I would rank 1984 towards the bottom of CVH album output, regradless of it having sold 10 million + copies) I wouldn't even put Jump in the top 20 of CVH songs, period.

              If the band didn't play it at a show I went to, I wouldn't feel cheated (especially if they subbed Sinner's Swing! in its place). Am I in the majority on this subject? Probably not...then again, fuck it.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11957

                #8
                Lounge is a welfare cheater living in his mother's basement?

                Lounge, does this mean once a month you gets to haves a big ol' 10lb. slab o' GubMent Cheese?

                Man, I gots ta ged me sum gubbermint cheese!
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Terry
                  Lounge is a welfare cheater living in his mother's basement?

                  Lounge, does this mean once a month you gets to haves a big ol' 10lb. slab o' GubMent Cheese?

                  Man, I gots ta ged me sum gubbermint cheese!


                  I must've really did a number on the poor canuck.

                  I know I outed him as an ignorant troll and all, but I seemed to have damaged what little self-esteem he originally possessed...

                  Welp, at least he doesn't bother posting in the front Line anymore.



                  This clown made Joe Thunder look bright.
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Terry
                    Am well aware it is the highest charting top 40 single from Van Halen (in ANY era), and that it is a given it will played at every gig on the tour in progress...

                    BUT

                    I just don't care. The song was so-so when I first heard it, but that so-so song was played INTO THE FUCKING GROUND for me within the first MONTH of its release. May seem silly to some for me to say this, but (much as I would rank 1984 towards the bottom of CVH album output, regradless of it having sold 10 million + copies) I wouldn't even put Jump in the top 20 of CVH songs, period.

                    If the band didn't play it at a show I went to, I wouldn't feel cheated (especially if they subbed Sinner's Swing! in its place). Am I in the majority on this subject? Probably not...then again, fuck it.
                    The funny thing about the tune to me now is....

                    I can't hear it or think about it without thinking of Diamond Diva's little meltdown over not getting to play it at the RNRHOF

                    At least spED had a good excuse not to show.... he was a fucking drunk.

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Baby's On Fire
                      Veteran
                      • May 2004
                      • 1747

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                      I must've really did a number on the poor canuck.

                      I know I outed him as an ignorant troll and all, but I seemed to have damaged what little self-esteem he originally possessed...

                      Welp, at least he doesn't bother posting in the front Line anymore.



                      This clown made Joe Thunder look bright.
                      And the reason you have time to make 17, 000 + posts is........................?

                      No job, no girlfriend, no pussy, no money for pussy, mommy's basement, and no brains.

                      That's only the start of the list.

                      LMAO. What a winner you are. 17, 000+ posts and counting. Only 7 more days til the next welfare cheque LoungeMouth.

                      Hang in there.........

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11957

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        The funny thing about the tune to me now is....

                        I can't hear it or think about it without thinking of Diamond Diva's little meltdown over not getting to play it at the RNRHOF

                        At least spED had a good excuse not to show.... he was a fucking drunk.

                        Was kinda taken aback at Roth even wanting to go to the whole RnRHoF thing after it was clear the Van Halens weren't, and it's probably a wise move on his part that he didn't...then again, I was equally taken aback at how Roth just basically said "fine" to the whole MA thing, being that Roth had refused to even let Anthony onstage during his set at the 2002 co-headlining tour with Hagar because Roth's rationale in terms of Van Halen was "all or nothing".

                        Again, I totally realize Jump gained VH a lot of new fans in 1984, probably more than a few of which made an easy transition to Van Hagar. I was just never thrilled with that tune.

                        But Lounge, you really should move out of mom's basement, stop defrauding the government, lay off the gubment cheese and get a life; goodness me, more than 'x' amount of posts? Good thing you're so thick-skinned, otherwise every halfwit Thunder wannabe would be taking a chunk out of your no-life ass
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22820

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
                          And the reason you have time to make 17, 000 + posts is........................?

                          He's trying to catch up with me.

                          Duh.
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • DirtyDeeds
                            Roadie
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 112

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Bored Douche In Search of Attention.
                            From my short time being here, I have gathered that the person that best fills this description is you. In every fucking thread.

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22820

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DirtyDeeds
                              From my short time being here,
                              Exactly, junior.
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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