Once again...Garfuckle derails a thread. Ban that asshole from the gear forum.
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If I had an imaginary tool box I would at least go with a decent brand of sockets. Ever use a Craftsman socket driver? Rough as shit and lots of slop. Their sockets aren't too bad. But man, If you are living in a fantasy world let's not cut corners. Let's dream about Mac, Snap-On, or those expensive German Stahlwell sockets. I bet Gar focuses on ugly women or men when he masturbates as well.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Man. That Craftsman warranty was the shit. Well, this is a fucking disposable society we live in. Too bad we can't throw Garfuckle in the dumpster.....wait...he already spends half the day in dumpsters scrounging for food....Comment
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YEAH PAY HIM HIS MONEY!
You TOLD him you would pay him $200 if he let you suck his wee-wee!
SO PAY UP MOTHERFUCKER!Comment
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You are so right, and things have just gotten worse since the merger with KMART. In the nineties however, the Craftsman line was pretty damned good, and it was a Godsend to have a Sears card back then, as I worked construction and was always needing this or that. The lifetime guarantee was pretty swell too, until a bunch of dipshits started abusing it, returning their tin snips every three weeks when they became dull. As a result, Craftsmen snips went away, to be replaced by the standard type available everywhere else. And things are just awful there now. Try using a 30 ft. tape bought from Sears on the job. Seriously, you'll slice your fingers off as it returns, and as of last month, Craftsman stopped guaranteeing those as well. Craftsman Drops Tape Measure WarrantyNo! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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