Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

[ace diamond]

Largo is 82... I believe it's Oct 12, 1982.... The only 83 shows are from Jan/Feb in South America, and of course, the US Fest in May 83. Just sayin...

you, sir, are correct.
oct. 12, 1982 is the correct date.
my dad turned 27 that day.
he'll be turning 56 this year.

[ELVIS]

Enough of this crap...

[chefcraig]

Enough of this crap...

Oh, thanks a bunch ELVIS.

Since this thread is more about Hagar's mouth than his so-called music, it'll stay here a while longer before going into the shitter.

[FORD]

Ok guys, I took a hit for the Roth Army.

Was channel surfing just now, and (I have DirecTV - called by hackers DaveTV by the way) I found out that this month on their channel 101 (which has preview editions of new music DVDs that are out now) was Spamulus Flatulus.

I stopped surfing for a moment, knowing I would hate it. I found it to be pure comedy. Still has Vic on lead guitar and Mona on bass. Dunno who the drummer is.

What? No Sobolewski? This has to be the first time since 2002 that Hagar did anything without him. Is the honeymoon over?

And if it is....... can someone get Mike and Eddie into a therapists office, and maybe we can get a complete Van HALEN in time for the next tour?

[Hardrock69]

Uh yeah, 82/83 whatever the fuck.

LARGO DAMMIT!

WELCOME TO LARGO YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Largo 82 IS the thunderbolt in your Cheerios.

[FORD]

Largo 82? Oh HELL yeah.......

[ace diamond]

Largo 82? Oh HELL yeah.......

now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Good call on the thread name change.
Seems Hagar burned that bridge years ago.

And you know it's just a matter of time before the term Sammymath becomes a real term in Webster's.

[ace diamond]

Good call on the thread name change.
Seems Hagar burned that bridge years ago................you know it's just a matter of time
before the term Sammymath becomes a real term in Websters' Dictionary.

"SAMMY and "MATH" do not even belong in the same sentence, let along the same post or even breath as
"THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN" or "DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH".
anything other than "THE MIGHTY CLASSIC VAN HALEN+DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH"="THE GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC EVER RECORDED"
is not my fucking problem.

[Hardrock69]

Should be more like "Sammy-path", for when Spamulus Flatulus finally melts down from decades of LSD, tequila and blow.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Sammy talking about you in the media = being "Sambushed."

I still liken Sammy to the guy that you didn't want to invite to the party but you did because you felt sorry for him. Once he got to the party he wouldn't shut the f#$% up and got a sense of entitlement about being at the party. Then he had to go tell everyone how he was at the party. Then he was the life of the party.

Sam....no one should have invited you. It was a mistake! Now that you have reached retirement age go down to Florida and and play bingo. There are thousands of elderly people down there who would gladly listen to your drivel and they may actually believe it.

[FORD]

Should be more like "Sammy-path", for when Spamulus Flatulus finally melts down from decades of LSD, tequila and blow.

Or possibly "Sammy-METH" which would explain his alien hallucinations and schizophrenic counting of record sales.

[VAiN]

Sammy talking about you in the media = being "Sambushed."

I still liken Sammy to the guy that you didn't want to invite to the party but you did because you felt sorry for him. Once he got to the party he wouldn't shut the f#$% up and got a sense of entitlement about being at the party. Then he had to go tell everyone how he was at the party. Then he was the life of the party.

^
This.

Fucking spot on!

[ace diamond]

sadly.....