Hagar Predictably Runs His Boorish Yap In Revisionist History Memoir, 'Red'

[DavidLeeNatra]

Because I'm conflicted and confused on the whole gay thing. When I think of two lesbians, I want to join in on their fun. When i think of a man fucking another man up the asshole, I find it gross and wrong. In other words, women can be gay as long as they let us men join in with the fun and men can't be gay at all.

as a wise man said...dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians...

[Nitro Express]

Ah it's all a freak show. Maybe the smart and enlightened souls don't buy into the whole money/acquisition game at all and find a nice safe place on the side lines and watch the rest of us fuck, screw, cheat, and manipulate each other for entertainment purposes.

[chefcraig]

It's amazing that Fair Warning, perhaps the best CVH record, sold only 2 million copies. I know there weren't any "hits" on the record but come on...

Yeah no shit. That can't be right.

No kidding. I mean think about it for a moment: How many of us bought it when it first was released, then had to buy (or make) a cassette for the car, then bought it on CD once, or even twice? Amongst the guitar players alone that claim to have been influenced by the damned album, that has to account for 2 million copies by itself.

[Nitro Express]

I can remember being told I needed an IRA to keep the government out of my retirement money. In the back of my mind I was thinking,"yeah right, I will put my money there and as soon as the government spends itself into oblivion and needs money, they will raid everyone's IRAs and give us worthless IOU's. Just like they did with Social Security. I mean everyone is selling a safe place but everyone is talking shit. It's all bullshit. If you live long enough to play by the rules you will see most if not all the rules are shit.

[kwame k]

It's amazing that Fair Warning, perhaps the best CVH record, sold only 2 million copies. I know there weren't any "hits" on the record but come on...

I hear ya but......

Artist VAN HALEN
Title FAIR WARNING
Certification Date 08/04/1994
Label WARNER BROS.
Award Description 2.00x MULTI PLATINUM
Format ALBUM
Category GROUP
Type ST

Link doesn't work but go to www.riaa.com and it's there.

[Matt White]

So....Spam thinks DAVE looks "gay"....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yeah...look at the PJ look Spam was sportin' during the 5150 tour....all the way up to the 50+ beach bum look of the 2004 Fleece the Sheep tour.....

Wow....I really think Spam is still pissed at DAVE for the crack on Spam's 1st wife back in the day....how Dave understood Spam's love of cars....having seen Spam's old lady...

[ace diamond]

here is an analogy for all of you:
listening to sammy hagar sing is like listening to one of my records.
that really ain't saying much.........i'm just sayin'......

[Guitar Shark]

I hear ya but......

Artist VAN HALEN
Title FAIR WARNING
Certification Date 08/04/1994
Label WARNER BROS.
Award Description 2.00x MULTI PLATINUM
Format ALBUM
Category GROUP
Type ST

Link doesn't work but go to www.riaa.com and it's there.

I wasn't questioning you, just think it's a travesty that FW is one of the least-selling VH albums.

[chefcraig]

Ah it's all a freak show. Maybe the smart and enlightened souls don't buy into the whole money/acquisition game at all and find a nice safe place on the side lines and watch the rest of us fuck, screw, cheat, and manipulate each other for entertainment purposes.

I can remember being told I needed an IRA to keep the government out of my retirement money. In the back of my mind I was thinking,"yeah right, I will put my money there and as soon as the government spends itself into oblivion and needs money, they will raid everyone's IRAs and give us worthless IOU's. Just like they did with Social Security. I mean everyone is selling a safe place but everyone is talking shit. It's all bullshit. If you live long enough to play by the rules you will see most if not all the rules are shit.

Do you even attempt to look at what thread you are posting in anymore?

[kwame k]

No kidding. I mean think about it for a moment: How many of us bought it when it first was released, then had to buy (or make) a cassette for the car, then bought it on CD once, or even twice? Amongst the guitar players alone that claim to have been influenced by the damned album, that has to account for 2 million copies by itself.

The RIAA database sucks and it says 2x's Platinum was awarded in 1994......so they haven't sold any more records since then?

[ace diamond]

Ah it's all a freak show. Maybe the smart and enlightened souls don't buy into the whole money/acquisition game at all and find a nice safe place on the side lines and watch the rest of us fuck, screw, cheat, and manipulate each other for entertainment purposes.

thank you very much for the recognition.

[chefcraig]

The RIAA database sucks and it says 2x's Platinum was awarded in 1994......so they haven't sold any more records since then?

Or more importantly in the scheme of things, did the RIAA stop counting at that same point?

[kwame k]

I wasn't questioning you, just think it's a travesty that FW is one of the least-selling VH albums.

Didn't take it that way, bro

I'm amazed, too.....and like I replied to Craig, they haven't sold at least 500,000 albums since 1994?

[kwame k]

Or more importantly in the scheme of things, did the RIAA stop counting at that same point?

No idea but it seems that way.....

[Seshmeister]

The big worry is that if Sammy keeps burning bridges eventually he won't be able to find one to live under.