Some Thioughts on CHRISTmas

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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8970
    #16
    Family visits are a lot like fish... both start to stink after two days...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576
        #17
        Originally posted by ZahZoo
        Family visits are a lot like fish... both start to stink after two days...
        Catch and release.......



        The best policy with family during the Solstice.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172
            #18
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            Catch and release.......



            The best policy with family during the Solstice.
            It's even better if you simply manage to outlive the lame-assed, "Do nothing because WE are on vacation", freeloading bastards. About every other year that goes by, I check another one off the list. Cuts down on Christmas card postage as well.









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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              • Little Texan
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4579
                #19
                Originally posted by Kristy
                1.)
                please kill yourself now.
                Fuck you and all your negative shit.
                Have a Merry one yourself. But you're still an asshole.
                Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                That would make a great Hallmark KRISTmas card, wouldn't it?
                Yep, sure would.

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                  • Terry
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 11957
                    #20
                    Yeah, the commercialization of the holiday and the blatant materialism on display are a bit off-putting...

                    However, I'm looking forward to down time. Time off with the missus and hanging with our friends.

                    I think I'm gonna get REAL drunk, like, on Xmas eve.

                    At any rate, Merry Xmas, fuckers!
                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797
                        #21
                        Merry Satanmas!

                        The solstice is tomorrow. Don't forget to sacrifice something.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21888
                            #22
                            Good idea. Gonna build my altar.

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32797
                                #23
                                I mess up. The solstice was today. Oh well. One day late. I haven't kidnapped my virgin yet.



                                I'm going to get drunk and have a riotice occasion.
                                Last edited by Nitro Express; 12-23-2011, 01:08 AM.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                  • Nitro Express
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 32797
                                    #24


                                    But for those who truly know. Happy Saturnalia!
                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                      • Satan
                                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 6664
                                        #25
                                        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                        Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                          • ashstralia
                                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 6566
                                            #26
                                            btw, any of you with clear skies... (not me atm) there's a beautiful comet in the pre dawn sky. ba rum pa pa pum.



                                            Just a moment...
                                            http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/home/Comet-Lovejoy-Keeps-on-Giving-136099108.html

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                                              • Satan
                                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 6664
                                                #27
                                                Well shit, that lets me out...... No sky at all here.
                                                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                                  • Kristy
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 16338
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                                                    That would make a great Hallmark KRISTmas card, wouldn't it?
                                                    Hi, Thrills. I have my own Christmas card for you.

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                                                      • Nitro Express
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 32797
                                                        #29
                                                        Of course Jesus really is boring. Satan has given me more misery than pleasure. Let's be realistic. The best thing about Christmas is the excuse to buy more gear. Sadly there is no Santa Clause. Don't we wish we really would wake up and go out in the living room and see a Marshall stack and a 59 Les Paul. Oh well. Growing up is a bitch.

                                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                          • Nitro Express
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 32797
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                                            Hi, Thrills. I have my own Christmas card for you.
                                                            Pete also hated Led Zeppelin.

                                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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