Family visits are a lot like fish... both start to stink after two days...
Some Thioughts on CHRISTmas
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Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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It's even better if you simply manage to outlive the lame-assed, "Do nothing because WE are on vacation", freeloading bastards. About every other year that goes by, I check another one off the list. Cuts down on Christmas card postage as well.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Yeah, the commercialization of the holiday and the blatant materialism on display are a bit off-putting...
However, I'm looking forward to down time. Time off with the missus and hanging with our friends.
I think I'm gonna get REAL drunk, like, on Xmas eve.
At any rate, Merry Xmas, fuckers!Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Merry Satanmas!
The solstice is tomorrow. Don't forget to sacrifice something.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I mess up. The solstice was today. Oh well. One day late. I haven't kidnapped my virgin yet.
I'm going to get drunk and have a riotice occasion.Last edited by Nitro Express; 12-23-2011, 01:08 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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btw, any of you with clear skies... (not me atm) there's a beautiful comet in the pre dawn sky. ba rum pa pa pum.
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Of course Jesus really is boring. Satan has given me more misery than pleasure. Let's be realistic. The best thing about Christmas is the excuse to buy more gear. Sadly there is no Santa Clause. Don't we wish we really would wake up and go out in the living room and see a Marshall stack and a 59 Les Paul. Oh well. Growing up is a bitch.
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