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  • gbranton
    Veteran
    • Aug 2005
    • 1847

    Since we somehow got on the subject of tramp stamp tatoos, here's the best one EVER:





    From The Sun:

    A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.

    Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

    Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

    Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

    Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

    She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

    "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
    "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      Originally posted by ELVIS



      Couldn't she have pulled those down just a little farther??
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • fryingdutchman
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2005
        • 4133

        Originally posted by ELVIS
        Isn't that your mom calling ??
        Wow....

        Name-calling, gay jokes, and now treading into the most sacrosanct area of all argument tactics..."momma jokes."

        If I was a 6th grader I'd be reeling.

        Again...nice try.
        Originally posted by perilouspete
        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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        • fryingdutchman
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2005
          • 4133

          ELVIS sure has a lot of tramp stamp pics.

          I wonder if his Thai tranny hookers charge him extra for that?
          Originally posted by perilouspete
          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133

            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            LOL! I always viewed fucking like the old saying about landing a plane. Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. Any fuck you can get is a good fuck. Some are just better than others.
            That might be sig-worthy....
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • So this is love
              Veteran
              • Jan 2012
              • 2394

              Originally posted by gbranton
              Since we somehow got on the subject of tramp stamp tatoos, here's the best one EVER:





              From The Sun:

              A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.

              Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

              Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

              Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

              Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

              Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

              She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

              "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
              Probly Sammys tequila crap..........
              Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17160

                Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                That might be sig-worthy....
                I always liked "A fuck you missed, is one you'll never get back"

                A scotsman (not Sesh) once told me there is no such thing as a "Bad Beer"

                Kinda goes along with Nitros theme
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                  If I was a 6th grader I'd be reeling.
                  By the sixth grade niether you nor your mom were readiing, and you can't still...

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                  • Little Texan
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4579

                    Originally posted by gbranton

                    Look, someone got a tramp stamp of Sammy Hagar on their back.

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                    • gbranton
                      Veteran
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1847

                      Originally posted by Little Texan
                      Look, someone got a tramp stamp of Sammy Hagar on their back.
                      I figured someone would take a cut at that hanging curveball sooner or later.
                      "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                        I'd like to see Ed do Spanish Fly since he's got the acoustic out.


                        (the song)
                        I'd like to see him play the Little Guitars intro while he's at it.

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                        • fryingdutchman
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2005
                          • 4133

                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          By the sixth grade niether you nor your mom were readiing, and you can't still...
                          Says the illiterate who can't spell the word "neither" correctly. And there's only one "i" in the word "reading."

                          The "i" before "e" rule isn't a hard and fast thing in all cases, shit for brains.

                          Try to remember that insults about someone's intelligence always work better when you're able to spell basic words.

                          Do your repeated failures start to wear on you after awhile?

                          If another Katrina-type storm ever drops by your way again, please try to drown.
                          Originally posted by perilouspete
                          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                          • DavidLeeNatra
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10714

                            Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                            Says the illiterate who can't spell the word "neither" correctly. And there's only one "i" in the word "reading."

                            The "i" before "e" rule isn't a hard and fast thing in all cases, shit for brains.

                            Try to remember that insults about someone's intelligence always work better when you're able to spell basic words.

                            Do your repeated failures start to wear on you after awhile?

                            If another Katrina-type storm ever drops by your way again, please try to drown.
                            yoiu guiys maike miy daiy!

                            Roth Army Icon
                            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                            • fryingdutchman
                              Full Member Status

                              • Feb 2005
                              • 4133

                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                              yoiu guiys maike miy daiy!

                              Dirk...from Germany. Outstanding!
                              Originally posted by perilouspete
                              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                              • Carmine
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 7692

                                Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                yoiu guiys maike miy daiy!

                                ok, Natra..that one made me laugh

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