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"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...” -
Thanks Zah... I was away from the desk when she sent it to me about 30 minutes ago....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth -
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Loved the video , can watch Dave chew the shit all day
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It's funny that the pic of Dave with the Van Dahm triplets at the end of the Fuglees video actually came to pass years later - they did all end up pregnant at the same time...
Erica married Jay McGraw, son of Dr. Phil McGraw of the Dr. Phil Show.[9] Erica gave birth to a baby girl on March 18, 2010 named Avery Elizabeth McGraw.[10] Erica gave birth to their second child, a son named London Phillip McGraw, on August 31, 2011.[11]
Nicole gave birth to a baby girl on January 14, 2010 named Charlize Elizabeth Kelly.
Jaclyn gave birth to a baby girl on February 3, 2010 named Chanel Elizabeth Dolan.Comment
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I watched the whole thing, and I gotta say, most interesting things were the musical interludes. I could listen to him rap all day about music and life experiences, but a crash course in cuss words getting lost in translation? I was sawing wood.Comment
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Dave dissects jive talk, sarcasm, and whatever else catches his promiscuously associative mind.
Good to see you, Dave!THINK LIKE THE WAVESComment
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Well, that should put to rest any ideas that Dave's "grown up" or changed much.Last edited by DONNIEP; 10-15-2012, 03:13 PM.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
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I enjoy the fireside chat format with a little entertainment fun stuff peppered in.
I wouldn't want Dave to have his own TV show because it would interfere with his Van Halen duties... but he'd be fun fill-in host on any of the late night talk shows. But I doubt he'd have much desire to work for anything associated with CBS after his radio deal..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Dave is ageless, we all know that.Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-RComment
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In my experience chicks get pissed when you pull out and blast their ass. One chick said, you ruin it for me by pulling out because I get off on feeling the cock pulse when you cum. Ok. But then what do these chicks do? They tattoo a target above their ass. When the love gun is about to spew it's goo, you see that target and go, I'm going to blast that!Funky video with the Tao of Dave.
Just saddens me a bit that Dave used to be looking at chicks' lower-back tats while fucking them doggiestyle in a hotel room --- and now he just talks about his own tats.
Dave used to wax poetic about the aroma of wet pussy --- now about the aroma of wet dog.
Sucks getting old.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 10-15-2012, 04:21 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Someone told me they were fucking a chick who had the Mother Mary tattooed above her ass. He's laying down wood and the mother of Jesus is staring at him. He said it mentally fucked with him; especially, since he was raised Catholic.
About the only good tramp stamp is if your name is tattooed on there. Then you could go, oh yeah, I own this piece of ass! It's mine!Last edited by Nitro Express; 10-15-2012, 05:14 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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