ELVIS Explained.....Or How People are Hired To Shill On The Internets

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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648
    #31
    My ears itch.

    Oh dear.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678
        #32
        Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
        My ears itch.
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • lesfunk
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3560
            #33
            My Butt itches.
            http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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              • Sensible Shoes
                Full Member Status

                • Oct 2009
                • 4648
                #34
                I think I can help you LesFunk. I am shilling for cortizone.

                Oh dear.

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19144
                    #35
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

                    Obama is a shill...

                    Piss Morgan is a shill...

                    Solidog O'brien is a shill...

                    Andersin Pooper is a shill...

                    What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

                    You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

                    Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

                    I wouldn't shill to save my life...

                    I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

                    I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

                    Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

                    Now, go fuck yourselves...


                    Given that most of the people leading the 'civil unrest' will undoubtedly be dressed head to toe in tin foil I think we'll be able to see them coming......
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678
                        #36
                        Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                        I think I can help you LesFunk. I am shilling for cortizone.
                        Itchy, Crusty, Scaly Ears: More on Seborrheic Dermatitis
                        http://www.drbaileyskincare.com/blog/itchy-crusty-scaly-ears-more-on-seborrheic-dermatitis/
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • vandeleur
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 9865
                            #37
                            Originally posted by binnie
                            Given that most of the people leading the 'civil unrest' will undoubtedly be dressed head to toe in tin foil I think we'll be able to see them coming......
                            fuck your fucking framing

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35162
                                #38
                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                That would be like setting a date to end a war...
                                No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.

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                                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 12678
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                    No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.
                                    marvin.jpg
                                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                      • Muchos En Fuego
                                        Full On Cocktard
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 41
                                        #40
                                        elvisarmy.gif

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                                          • Muchos En Fuego
                                            Full On Cocktard
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 41
                                            #41

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                                              • Hardrock69
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 21838
                                                #42
                                                The above article does explain a lot.

                                                But even if shills like that did not exist, it would still be impossible for Elbow to influence anyone here.

                                                Elbow, go cram your shotgun up your ass. Now, pull it out. Now...push it back in. Yess.....the Precioussssss

                                                OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOU ELBOW!

                                                HE IS GOING TO SEND HIS FBI AGENTS TO TAKE ALL YOUR GUNS AWAY!

                                                YOU WILL BE LEFT AS A NAKED BOY AGAINST THE COMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

                                                Idiot.

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                                                  • ELVIS
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 44120
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                    No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.
                                                    You don't like MARS ??




                                                    :killer"

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                                                      • jhale667
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 20929
                                                        #44
                                                        Ssssshhhh... don't remind ELBOW Tony MacApline is black..
                                                        Originally posted by conmee
                                                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                                        That is all.

                                                        Icon.
                                                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                                        Then it's really true??:eek:

                                                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                                        Originally posted by eddie78
                                                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                                          • Nickdfresh
                                                            SUPER MODERATOR

                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 49136
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                            How many guns did the government confiscate during Katrina ??

                                                            That's right, you have no idea, slave...
                                                            Which ones? Where? You mean the guns they found stashed on the LSU campus? And oh yeah, the M-67 fragmentation hand grenades?

                                                            For a guy that pisses all over himself about "gangs," I would think you'd be glad...

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