Since When Has Tiger Wood Been Frack/Drilling Lindsey Vonn?

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    Since When Has Tiger Wood Been Frack/Drilling Lindsey Vonn?



    Two losers that never looked worse together. One can no longer "par" or what the fuck that means, and the other will be a major embarrassment in Sochi. He does realize she's not a waitress, right?



    Vonn: Hehe...pretty lights..."

    Woods: "Shut the fuck up, bitch."

    Be sure to bring back no medal, Vonn. It'll be Vancouver all over again.
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    Tiger loves them blonde chicks. It still cracks me up his X-wife chased him with a golf club.

    Boy when I was skiing all the chicks that did downhill and super G were ugly. This chick seems like she's out for a modeling career. I don't know I don't follow the US Ski Team anymore.
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-18-2013, 05:25 AM.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • BITEYOASS
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6529

      #3
      I prefer the Snowboarding chicks myself.

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11191

        #4
        Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16338

          #5
          Which is a good thing.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Originally posted by twonabomber
            Aww, Tiger turned Kristy down.
            Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32797

              #7
              I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Von Halen
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Dec 2003
                • 7500

                #8
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                I used to race downhill and Super G. You have to build your legs up big time and you spend a lot of time in the gym doing squats and other leg exercises. Your thighs really start to burn about halfway through a course. That means she probably has great legs and probably a nice tight ass. Who wouldn't want that? Who cares if her personality is a tad below a soggy napkin?
                Are you Spider Sabich?

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Tiger is a good name for him. He fucks everything that moves. Oh well he thinks like a golfer. The objective is to get it in the hole.
                  Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • Satan
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6664

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Von Halen
                    Are you Spider Sabich?
                    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                    Originally posted by Sockfucker
                    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32797

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Coyote
                      Well, with a ho at every hole, no wonder he's that good at it.
                      Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Von Halen
                        Are you Spider Sabich?
                        No. I was never shot by a jealous lover. Ha! That will probably be Tiger's fate as well the way he's going.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16338

                          #13
                          I love watching this

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Admt it. If we were in his shoes we would be doing the same damn thing.
                            Well, yes. A bit more careful than Tiger, though.
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                            • Mushroom
                              Commando
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 1122

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              I love watching this
                              You probably will enjoy this...

                              Lindsey Vonn injured during training (today!!)

                              http://http://www.usatoday.com/story...ining/3642811/

                              Reigning Olympic downhill champion Lindsey Vonn has crashed while training ahead of her return to racing following major knee surgery.

                              U.S. Ski Team spokesman Tom Kelly says Tuesday that Vonn is being evaluated at a hospital after being taken off the slope at Copper Mountain, Colo., on a sled.

                              Hey Lindsey, you can't win another championship by sucking Tiger Wood!!

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