Worst band name ever?

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35162

    Worst band name ever?

    Name actually manages to make their music less accessible...


  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    There went 48 seconds I'll never get back...

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      How did I know it was going to be Cookie Monster metal?
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • gbranton
        Veteran
        • Aug 2005
        • 1847

        #4
        Try listening to it while looking at Sesh's avatar. It looks like Kermit is jacking Fozz's dick to the music. Amusing.
        "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58754

          #5
          Well, I guess another Muppet singing the soundtrack to that would be appropriate, oddly enough.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            That's some serious bullshit, but for worst band name, my pick is Steel Panther...

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            • Mr. Vengeance
              Full Member Status

              • Nov 2004
              • 4148

              #7
              Anal Cunt.

              Which coincidentally was Kristy's nickname in high school.....
              Stay Frosty, muthas!

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              • Mr. Vengeance
                Full Member Status

                • Nov 2004
                • 4148

                #8
                By the way, A.C. has some of the most hilarious song titles in music history.
                Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  I'll pass...

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                  • fraroc
                    Commando
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 1172

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
                    By the way, A.C. has some of the most hilarious song titles in music history.

                    Who can't love such undeniable classics such as I Became A Grief Counselor For The Sole Purpose Of Telling Rape Victims They Asked For It.
                    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                    • cadaverdog
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 8955

                      #11
                      If this is a contest I nominate The Fabulous Poodles. I actually saw The Poodles live in concert at The California World Music Festival. One of the headliners at the two day festival was Van Halen. The Poodles had one almost hit with "Roll Your Own". At the end of the song the lead singer tried to yell "and roll one up for me" but he was hit in the chest with a cup full of dirt right when he got to the end. It sounded more like "and roll one up for me eeee". Here's a link if you're not familiar with the song.
                      Last edited by cadaverdog; 06-15-2014, 07:38 PM.
                      Beware of Dog

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        There went 48 seconds I'll never get back...
                        ....said Mrs Elvis every Saturday night
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19144

                          #13
                          I actually think that Anal Cunt is a great band name.

                          Here are some awful ones:

                          Iwrestledabearonce

                          Thursday (hardly say's 'let's rock' does it?)

                          Velvet Revolver (clumsy)

                          Chickenfoot

                          Helloween (love 'em, but it's a stinker of a name)

                          The Ace Diamond Experience.
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            Originally posted by binnie
                            ....said Mrs Elvis every Saturday night
                            Hey, my wife is 20 years younger, you'd be quick too...

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Hey, my wife is 20 years younger, you'd be quick too...


                              Good come-back.
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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