Sing Along With Fat Axl Rose - presented by WARF

[WARF]

"Sweet Pile O' Pies" by WARF

She's got a pile makin me hungry
Reminds me of mounds of blueberries
Where every bakery
Was as fresh as pumpkin pie

Now and then when I see my waist
They take me away to Jenny Craigs
And if I stare at food
I'd probably break down and beg

oh oh oh Sweet pile o' pies
oh oh oh sweet lard of mine

I've got hair that's thinning fast
And my bandana covers my pain
I'd hate to take my bandana off
And see I need rogaine

My ass reminds me of a warm fat place
Where all the lard resides
And i'd pray for the thunderin' farts
To quietly pass me by

[3x]
Sweet pile o' piles
Sweet lard of mine
[4x]
When do we eat?
Where do we eat now?
Where do we eat?
sweet pile o' pies

[WARF]

"fat boy city" by WARF

[Chorus: x2]

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili

Take meeeeeeeee home

Just a' fat boy
eatin' a burrito of meat
I'm a lard ass
that's tough to beat
I'll take a donut case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
gotta move my fat behind

burgers and fries or so they say
Ya gotta-keep eatin'
for the weight to gain
It's all a gamble
When I step on my scale
Ya treated like an obesity crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili

Take meeeeeeeee home

trapped in the ball pit
of McDonalds play land
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The general manager says
it's for kids not me
I'd have another big mac
but first i gotta peeeeeeeee

Tell me how your gonna help me

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili
Take meeeeeee home

So Hungry
So Hungraaaaaaaaaaay
So Hungraaaaaaaaaaay
So Hun Hun Hungraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

My blue jeans been torn apart
Now here's the police
And I gotta fart
He said
get out of the ball pit
or you'll be arrested when I start.... (Axl cuts him off)
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
The sign says it's only a fine!

[Chorus]

[WARF]

[WARF]

[WARF]

ghey.

(to save kristy the trouble)

[WARF]

Come on Elvis ,add a song!

[ELVIS]

Ok, I'll bite (pun intended)...




Mr. Stack Cake


I get up around seven
And I eat two cakes before nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
Cause I got ten more cakes in line

lunch usually starts around eleven
And I go to the cake shop at two
Get on the bus about three or four
And I'm eatin' cakes for me and you

I've been eatin'
Angel's Food Cake
And a Stack Cake
Cakes won't leave me alone

No no no-owah!

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just kept eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just keep eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa

Now I get up around whenever
And Molten Chocolate Cake's on my mind
But that old mouth
is a real muthafucker
I can only fit one at a time

I've been eatin'
Devil's Food Cake
With my Stack Cakes
Cakes won't leave me alone

No no no-owah!

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just kept eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa!

[Seshmeister]

Shocking spelling!

[ELVIS]

Do they have humor in Scotland ??

[ELVIS]

I mean, it might be terribly offensive for people who have never heard, read or witnessed humor to actually witness something funny...

I can only imagine how tragic it could be...

Please accept my most heart felt apology, Sesh...

And to the poor humorless people of Scotland...

[TFM_Dale]

Wouldn't Anne Frank be the Diary Queen?

[Seshmeister]

Do they have humor in Scotland ??

Even I find it hard to believe you are that stupid.

[twonabomber]

Ok, I'll bite (pun intended)...

Mr. Stack Cake

Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

[TFM_Dale]

Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

Axl could find a better guitarist than that

[Seshmeister]

Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

Noone's above suspision.