VH live album - OFFICIAL

[ELVIS]

With a big boat on the cover ??

[Droomer5150]

Oh wait, you're talking about VH's version of the show? The one that won't be real? I hear they are piping in Mike and Dave's vocals.

Right Now (pun intended) they are feverishly syncing up the studio recordings to Dave's performance in Japan. But don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

They should just have someone go in the studio, film close ups of their lips lip syncing all the songs, and then digitize the lips onto Dave from the Japan show. Make it crude and obvious that it's digitized. If they are going to mock their legacy with this bullshit release, they might as well go full mockery.

At this point I don't even care if they do rerecord parts, I just want SOMETHING (something GOOD)! Something that isn't a remaster or another greatest hits compilation! Hahaha CGI lipsync correction, that's actually pretty funny.

[LOC5150]

I am just ready for some Van Halen. WTF is wrong with those brothers. I know Dave wants to get the show on the road like the rest of us.

[Nitro Express]

Eddie has blown VH off because he's producing an album for Wolfie. See Ed is selfish. His life and family come before anyone else and he will throw a long-time loyal band member off the bus to get his kid in the band or he will put the rest of the band on hold to dick around in the studio and make an album with his son that nobody will want to buy. Ed is the problem. Unless you are his son you don't matter. Everyone else is expendable.

[ELVIS]

No dude...

Everyone else is the problem...

[ELVIS]

Is that Spongebob back there ??

[DONNIEP]

I take it you won't be dropping the $79 smackers for eight sides of Dave yelping and screeching on non-collectors edition black vinyl ??

They ain't getting my money. I don't care what anybody says - that entire last tour sucked ass, including the shows in Japan. Yeah, so Dave sang a couple songs good. Hello - that's his fuckin job.

Just clean up and release some of the vintage stuff and call it a day.

[DONNIEP]

That right there is Al's personal ATM machine...

[Dave's Bitch]

That right there is Al's personal ATM machine...

Automated teller machine machine? too many m's, Donnie

[Romeo Delight]

They ain't getting my money..

I will go to enough shows for the two of us...Totally respect your decision.

Still great live music. I am going to enjoy it while I can

[DONNIEP]

I will go to enough shows for the two of us...Totally respect your decision.

Still great live music. I am going to enjoy it while I can

Ah, don't tell anybody but I'll probably go to a show too if they come here. I never stick to what I say when it comes to these guys. The "live" record - now that I ain't buyin.

[DONNIEP]

Automated teller machine machine? too many m's, Donnie

Ya know, it's probably just something we say down here - ATM machine. Kinda like garden hose. We call 'em hose pipes. Which is all sorts of redundant but it works lol

[Dave's Bitch]

Ya know, it's probably just something we say down here - ATM machine. Kinda like garden hose. We call 'em hose pipes. Which is all sorts of redundant but it works lol

What about an armed gunman

[DONNIEP]

What about an armed gunman

That's a good one too! Here's a Dave related one - bald headed! See what I did there? I stayed on topic and still made fun of Dave's shiny dome!

[ELVIS]

How 'bout unconfirmed rumors... ??