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Jeb Bush 2016
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Bush Says He Will Harm Nation Differently from His Brother
February 18, 2015
By Andy Borowitz
CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report) — In an effort to distance himself from the legacy of his brother, George W. Bush, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush will use a major foreign-policy speech on Wednesday to assert that, if elected President, he would harm the nation in completely different ways.
“A lot of people are looking at me and thinking that I’m just going to be a rerun of my brother,” Bush told reporters before the speech. “They are greatly underestimating my ability to create chaos and destruction in ways that are uniquely mine.”
As an example, Bush said, he was unlikely to invade Iraq for a third time, calling such an action “too derivative.”
“George already did it, and Dad did it before him,” he said. “Call it my independent streak, if you will, but I want to spawn some disasters of my own.”
To that end, Bush said that he and his foreign-policy team were already scanning the globe for “new and different places” where the United States could become involved in open-ended and pointless quagmires.
“I see boundless opportunities for the reckless and totally optional insertion of American military force,” he said. “No offense to my brother, but there were a few spots that George missed.”Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Actually, it would be the 7th BCE pResidency. They have controlled every Republican administration since 1952. (And a case could be made that Clinton and Obama are both "stealth" BCE puppets themselves.
I think that's enough. Hell, I think it should have stopped when Nixon was forced to resign!Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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An American success story.Beware of DogComment
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Because moving from one right wing country to another wouldn't make much sense. If both countries are still under right wing corporatist occupation by then, it might be time to enact the Cascadian secession option.
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Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Is this the Bush with the junkie daughter that he wouldn't go visit when she was in rehab?Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.Comment
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Actually, it would be the 7th BCE pResidency. They have controlled every Republican administration since 1952. (And a case could be made that Clinton and Obama are both "stealth" BCE puppets themselves.
I think that's enough. Hell, I think it should have stopped when Nixon was forced to resign!Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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