Jeb Bush 2016

[WARF]

The next president?

[Seshmeister]

I thought you guys were against having a monarchy?

[WARF]

Get Ready for Clinton Vs. Bush!

[FORD]

[FORD]

Bush Says He Will Harm Nation Differently from His Brother

February 18, 2015
By Andy Borowitz


CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report) — In an effort to distance himself from the legacy of his brother, George W. Bush, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush will use a major foreign-policy speech on Wednesday to assert that, if elected President, he would harm the nation in completely different ways.

“A lot of people are looking at me and thinking that I’m just going to be a rerun of my brother,” Bush told reporters before the speech. “They are greatly underestimating my ability to create chaos and destruction in ways that are uniquely mine.”

As an example, Bush said, he was unlikely to invade Iraq for a third time, calling such an action “too derivative.”

“George already did it, and Dad did it before him,” he said. “Call it my independent streak, if you will, but I want to spawn some disasters of my own.”

To that end, Bush said that he and his foreign-policy team were already scanning the globe for “new and different places” where the United States could become involved in open-ended and pointless quagmires.

“I see boundless opportunities for the reckless and totally optional insertion of American military force,” he said. “No offense to my brother, but there were a few spots that George missed.”

[WARF]

Get ready for a third Bush presidency, FORD!

[FORD]

Get ready for a third Bush presidency, FORD!

Actually, it would be the 7th BCE pResidency. They have controlled every Republican administration since 1952. (And a case could be made that Clinton and Obama are both "stealth" BCE puppets themselves.

I think that's enough. Hell, I think it should have stopped when Nixon was forced to resign!

[cadaverdog]

Actually, it would be the 7th BCE pResidency. They have controlled every Republican administration since 1952. (And a case could be made that Clinton and Obama are both "stealth" BCE puppets themselves.

The BCE has been in charge since 1981 and all but 7 of the last 63. (Kennedy 3, Carter 4)
An American success story.

[cadaverdog]

If it comes down to Jeb vs Hillary I'm voting for Jeb.

[FORD]

If it comes down to Jeb vs Hillary, I hope that Canada gets rid of Little Stevie Wonderbush by then, and elects an NDP prime minister. Then I'm taking off to the Great White North....

[cadaverdog]

If it comes down to Jeb vs Hillary, I hope that Canada gets rid of Little Stevie Wonderbush by then, and elects an NDP prime minister. Then I'm taking off to the Great White North....

Why procrastinate?

[FORD]

Because moving from one right wing country to another wouldn't make much sense. If both countries are still under right wing corporatist occupation by then, it might be time to enact the Cascadian secession option.

http://zapatopi.net/cascadia/

[twonabomber]

Is this the Bush with the junkie daughter that he wouldn't go visit when she was in rehab?

[Terry]

Actually, it would be the 7th BCE pResidency. They have controlled every Republican administration since 1952. (And a case could be made that Clinton and Obama are both "stealth" BCE puppets themselves.

I think that's enough. Hell, I think it should have stopped when Nixon was forced to resign!

For all the talk of what a power-mad badass he was, in the end Nixon slinked out of office with his reptilian tail between his legs, caving into the pressure of multiple investigations by a bunch of insipid democratic congressional members. Nixon didn't have the balls to let himself be tried in the Senate.

[FORD]

Is this the Bush with the junkie daughter that he wouldn't go visit when she was in rehab?

Yeah, that's the one......