Snowflake Of The Day!

[Kristy]

Today's snowflake is that chick with the big nose known as Blossom.

Call her what she is you fucking wannabe Nazi syphilis-infected scab rag:

"Another god damn millionaire Jew who is a tool of the pseudo-left"

For fuck's sake, it's not that difficult.

Oh, and I hope that all of you get cancer and die a slow, painful death in 2017.

[Kristy]

Oh, and Mark Dice?

Mark his Mother cummed on his face at birth Dice!?!?!


Really? You should up and kill your fucking self for going down that low-brow road of his fetid shit.

Just shut the fuck up and allow for those catfish-faced worms to eat into what's left of your grey matter.


Christ, all you aging fucks continue to disappoint me.

[Nitro Express]

When God is ready to destroy the earth She will just give Kristy the nuclear codes.

[Von Halen]

[cadaverdog]

I'd have sex with her...

Me too if there were two more chicks. One for me, one for her.

[DONNIEP]

It's be like fucking Blossom!

All your dirty 80's fantasies in there...

This chick is butt ugly. Defo not jail worthy

[Kristy]

Von would fuck a coffee table if it didn't have four legs. That memory would haunt him form the time of his bestiality charge.

As for 'Faggerslob, Jesus fuck on a Mike Pence dinosaur you are a waste of embryo fluid. Every fucking word that spews from your Nazi Californian festering gob shows the rest of America that we are beyond fucked. Try taking that dayglo orange dick out of your mouth sometime and join the human race. Idiot.

[Nitro Express]

If you feel the need. Masturbate. Stay away from the jail bait. Especially the ugly kind. Don't hog your way to jail.

[cadaverdog]

As for 'Faggerslob, Jesus fuck on a Mike Pence dinosaur you are a waste of embryo fluid. Every fucking word that spews from your Nazi Californian festering gob shows the rest of America that we are beyond fucked.

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg after Jimmy Page creampied her. Why don't you do us all a big favor and base jump off a tall building without a parachute.

[cadaverdog]

I'd have sex with her...

You do realize she got her big break playing a younger version of Bette Midler in the movie Beaches. You might as well fuck Sammy Hagar's identical twin sister if he had one.

[Nitro Express]

The best part of you ran down your mama's leg after Jimmy Page creampied her. Why don't you do us all a big favor and base jump off a tall building without a parachute.

A sourpuss made from a lemon squeeze.

[Nitro Express]

Well the sun came up this morning. Fuck it. Let's get drunk and celebrate!

[cadaverdog]

If you feel the need. Masturbate. Stay away from the jail bait. Especially the ugly kind. Don't hog your way to jail.

20 years ago I had a 19 year old roommate with a 17 year old girlfriend. She was a real cock teaser. She had a nice rack and used to run on a treadmill in the living room without a bra on a regular basis. It must have made her horny because her nipples were always stiff as a guard rail when she got done. She used to wear a baby blue wife beater that left nothing to the imagination when she was all wet and sweaty. I almost gave in to temptation once until I realized she could blackmail me into giving her just about anything if I did.

[Nickdfresh]

Not even if she was wearing a cheerleader outfit...

What if she had a penis? Would you go for it then?

[Nickdfresh]

When God is ready to destroy the earth She will just give Kristy the nuclear codes.

Naw, she's incompetent and would fuck it up. It would all be rainbows, unicorns and lolis after that!