Snowflake Of The Day!
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Oh, and Mark Dice?
Mark his Mother cummed on his face at birth Dice!?!?!
Really? You should up and kill your fucking self for going down that low-brow road of his fetid shit.
Just shut the fuck up and allow for those catfish-faced worms to eat into what's left of your grey matter.
Christ, all you aging fucks continue to disappoint me.Comment
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When God is ready to destroy the earth She will just give Kristy the nuclear codes.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Von would fuck a coffee table if it didn't have four legs. That memory would haunt him form the time of his bestiality charge.
As for 'Faggerslob, Jesus fuck on a Mike Pence dinosaur you are a waste of embryo fluid. Every fucking word that spews from your Nazi Californian festering gob shows the rest of America that we are beyond fucked. Try taking that dayglo orange dick out of your mouth sometime and join the human race. Idiot.Comment
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The best part of you ran down your mama's leg after Jimmy Page creampied her. Why don't you do us all a big favor and base jump off a tall building without a parachute.Beware of DogComment
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20 years ago I had a 19 year old roommate with a 17 year old girlfriend. She was a real cock teaser. She had a nice rack and used to run on a treadmill in the living room without a bra on a regular basis. It must have made her horny because her nipples were always stiff as a guard rail when she got done. She used to wear a baby blue wife beater that left nothing to the imagination when she was all wet and sweaty. I almost gave in to temptation once until I realized she could blackmail me into giving her just about anything if I did.Beware of DogComment
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