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  • SoCalChelle
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1594

    The Asshole Pen

    Just so you know, this thread is a direct rip-off of The Sheep Pen in the Main DLR/VH forum. But I'm altering it slightly to suit my purpose.

    Any site of this magnitude is bound to attract more than its fair share of Assholes....those individuals whose personalities are defined by anger, hatefulness, spite and sometimes just plain old-fashioned stupidity. They follow people from thread to thread, insulting them and calling them names that have no basis in reality. They ruin thread after thread with their vile and heinous comments. They turn intelligent conversations into ranting, incoherent flame wars. If no corrective measures are taken, these heartless bastards will chase away all the decent people and take over the site.

    The prime example of "Asshole" would be none other than our very own, much banned, Joe Thunder aka JT aka LP. If you've done much reading here at all, you know exactly who I'm talking about and understand completely. If you're unfamiliar with this jerk, just do a search on here for his previous posts and you'll quickly get an idea of what I mean. I believe he's currently banned (again), so he does not qualify for inclusion here, but other shining examples of assholedness still abound.

    To be included here, said Asshole must be a current, active member of this site. They must have proven their assholishness over a period of time, and there must be sufficient evidence to this effect. Feel free to quote them extensively in order to prove your point. Now, I'm not talking about the unintentional sticking-your-foot-in-your-mouth kind of comments we all make on occasion. I'm talking about repeat offenders here. Oh, and by the way, I know what you're thinking but females are exempt from inclusion into the Asshole Pen. You wanna do that, you'll have to start a Cunt Pen or something. My pen, my rules, too bad :p

    The purpose of this thread is so that we have a place to corral these losers and parade them around for the enjoyment of all.

    So feel free to share YOUR Asshole with the rest of us. Tell us his story. Explain what this Asshole has done to you, or others. Let us all join in the public flogging.

    Formerly Tormented VH Fan
    Facebook: Chelle Marley
  • guwapo_rocker

    #2
    Re: The Asshole Pen

    Originally posted by SoCalChelle
    So feel free to share YOUR Asshole with the rest of us.
    Classic!!!!

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    • SoCalChelle
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1594

      #3
      Yeah, I cracked myself up writing that one.
      Formerly Tormented VH Fan
      Facebook: Chelle Marley

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      • pete
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 3325

        #4
        Originally posted by Elvis
        This thread is gay

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        • SoCalChelle
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1594

          #5
          Pete, are you nominating Elvis?
          Formerly Tormented VH Fan
          Facebook: Chelle Marley

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555

            #6
            Frankly, why not just call this thread WTF....Let's have a Joe Thunder Thread

            Assholes come in many shapes, sizes, and colors. Joe should know, it's his living.

            Joe studies assholes, lives and breathes them, and wants to be their King.

            Remember, when you thnk of assholes, the name to know is Joe Thunder
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • pete
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 3325

              #7
              He's not an asshole!!!

              He needs to renew his prescription.

              Viva Las Drujas!!!!

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              • SoCalChelle
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1594

                #8
                I think John Holmes is also MORE than qualified for induction here, but I'll let LMS nominate him. After all, he is her Asshole.
                Formerly Tormented VH Fan
                Facebook: Chelle Marley

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                • Lou

                  #9
                  What's wrong with John Holmes? He's an insightful DLR-fan.

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                  • SoCalChelle
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1594

                    #10
                    Check out the Wolfie thread.
                    Last edited by SoCalChelle; 09-02-2004, 07:26 PM.
                    Formerly Tormented VH Fan
                    Facebook: Chelle Marley

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                    • Ally_Kat
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7608

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SoCalChelle
                      Check out the Wolfie thread.
                      which one? He's been making them like crazy lately
                      Roth Army Militia

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                      • Reverberator
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 10756

                        #12
                        What is an asshole pen ? Is it a new invention that takes the sole purpose of the humble Bic away , and classes a perfectly functional and useful writing implement into a source of sexual arousement ?

                        And , is a asshole thread the designed means of extracting the asshole pen when it is in the position of arousement , therefore being able to be used in the future if one needs to regain that pleasure , prey tell ?

                        I am sure that Mr Bic is spinning in his washing machine as we speak .
                        Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                        the chazzers are so lucky
                        so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • seenbad
                          Commando
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1406

                          #13
                          I'm shocked and appalled that I'm not even mentioned once after 11 replies. What the fuck kind of stupid hen brain thread is this anyways?

                          I nominate Chelle as the first asshole for even starting this thread. I've got plenty of asshole comments from her that are easily referenceable over the years.

                          fuckin asshole.
                          sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy

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                          • Igosplut
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2793

                            #14
                            HA!
                            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                            • Ally_Kat
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7608

                              #15
                              Did Holmes just IM me? I have this guy who keeps askign me if i speak Italian and then asking me to suck his cock over and over. Then he told me, "fuck Americans". He seems to know me, too.

                              As Elvis would say, hmmmmm
                              Roth Army Militia

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