Official Star Wars VII Thread

[vandeleur]

[ZahZoo]

In truth am not sure any one is really waiting for this.
They cant be as good as the original 1977 ones because we are not 10 any more, and then we all ranted that the follow up ones were for kids. No shit.

When I watched guardians of the galaxy I thought well thats star wars fucked.
I will take the kids , buy them the mcdonalds meal and the toys but lets not kid ourselves that it will be any more than that weeks movie and that in itself is just a filler until the call or duty or some other game comes out.

I don't know about you... but that 10 year old is alive and well inside of me. Although he was 19 when Star Wars came out and still thought it was cool.

[Kristy]

They cant be as good as the original 1977 ones because we are not 10 any more, and then we all ranted that the follow up ones were for kids. No shit.

This will be another J.J. Abrams turd filled to the brim of his usual cliches and idioms such as:

1. CGI overkill
2. Scripts written to make characters look "cute" and "funny" when they are not.
3. Unnecessary bombastic scenes
4. Scripts written with unnecessary sci-fi jargon
5. Unnecessary cliffhanger endings.

[twonabomber]

Fortunately Abrams is only doing Ep VII. Not sure who's at the helm of VIII, but the first spinoff movie (to be released in Dec of '16) has already lost it's writer.

[DONNIEP]

Rumor has it that there's gonna be a Han Solo spinoff movie. I hope like hell there is. But they better not fuck it up like the last Indy movie.

[twonabomber]

Yeah, but a young Han Solo. They really want to do a Boba Fett spinoff but can't come up with a way to make him the hero instead of the villain.

[vandeleur]

So a whole movie with a weird ass new Zealand accent.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, but a young Han Solo. They really want to do a Boba Fett spinoff but can't come up with a way to make him the hero instead of the villain.

Ah, I never was a Boba Fett fan. Who knows, maybe they could come up with a way to have Fett and Han cross paths while Han was young, feed it into both spinoffs.

I'd be cool with a young Han Solo movie. Don't know who they'd get to pay him though...

[vandeleur]

[QUOTE=DONNIEP;1868115]Ah, maybe they could come up with a way to have Fett and Han cross paths while Han was young, feed it into both spinoffs.

/QUOTE]

Like make shit up

[DONNIEP]

Like make shit up

Well, yeah, that would work too. Fag.

[vandeleur]

hahaha

[vandeleur]

whats the avatar pic ?

[DONNIEP]

whats the avatar pic ?

That's a poster that was put up in Hollywood the day after Dave played with the Foo Fighters. Those young chicks are going nuts over his creepy looking bald head. Which is just slightly less believable than Anakin building 3PO out of pieces of junk.

[vandeleur]

Is it creepier than the gold lame number and warhol wig combo ? He looked like a proper charlie chester ( cockney rhyming slang)

[DONNIEP]

Is it creepier than the gold lame number and warhol wig combo ? He looked like a proper charlie chester ( cockney rhyming slang)

That's a good one...I'm gonna have to drink a few more beers before I can answer that one. But I'm leaning toward yes.