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[Angel]

I thought Eskimos were from Alaska.

There's actually no tribe called Eskimo. Alaska has Inuit, Haida, Yunik, and a few more.

We called all northern peoples Eskimoes when I was growing up. We don't use the term here anymore because it's considered a derogatory word by the Inuit who populate arctic Canada.

[Anonymous]

There's actually no tribe called Eskimo. Alaska has Inuit, Haida, Yunik, and a few more.

Exactly. Eskimos are all those fuckers put together.

One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

[DONNIEP]

Exactly. Eskimos are all those fuckers put together.

One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

I always wondered why they lived in igloos. Odd that none of them ever said "Hey, what about Florida? I hear it's pretty nice down there. Fuck this igloo."

[Anonymous]

I always wondered why they lived in igloos. Odd that none of them ever said "Hey, what about Florida? I hear it's pretty nice down there. Fuck this igloo."

Oh, I'm sure they know about Florida.

And the people who live there.

Yeah, I'd stay up North fucking fish, too.

Besides, they help retards who "go on an adventure" & inevitably get lost in the snow. I guess they probably eat the stupidest of them, which I absolutely endorse, but they do help the rest, giving them a drink of that little keg of brandy they carry around on their necks.

If YOU were a dumbass who lived his entire life in the city & doesn't know a stick from a stone & went to Alaska because you saw Indiana Jones & got lost in a snowstorm, you'd like a bit of brandy too, wouldn't you?

Eskimos are cool.

[Seshmeister]

By David North:

* The pseudo-left denotes political parties, organizations and theoretical/ideological tendencies which utilize populist slogans and democratic phrases to promote the socioeconomic interests of privileged and affluent strata of the middle class. Examples of such parties and tendencies include Syriza in Greece, Podemos in Spain, Die Linke in Germany, and numerous offshoots of ex-Trotskyist (i.e., Pabloite) and state capitalist organizations such as the Nouveau Parti Anticapitaliste (NPA) in France, the NSSP in Sri Lanka and the International Socialist Organization in the United States. This list could include the remnants and descendants of the “Occupy” movements influenced by anarchist and post-anarchist tendencies. Given the wide variety of petty-bourgeois pseudo-left organizations throughout the world, this is by no means a comprehensive list.

* The pseudo-left is anti-Marxist. It rejects historical materialism, embracing instead various forms of subjective idealism and philosophical irrationalism associated with existentialism, the Frankfurt School and contemporary postmodernism.

* The pseudo-left is anti-socialist, opposes class struggle, and denies the central role of the working class and the necessity of revolution in the progressive transformation of society. It counterposes supra-class populism to the independent political organization and mass mobilization of the working class against the capitalist system. The economic program of the pseudo-left is, in its essentials, pro-capitalist and nationalistic.

* The pseudo-left promotes “identity politics,” fixating on issues related to nationality, ethnicity, race, gender and sexuality in order to acquire greater influence in corporations, the colleges and universities, the higher-paying professions, the trade unions and in government and state institutions, to effect a more favorable distribution of wealth among the richest 10 percent of the population. The pseudo-left seeks greater access to, rather than the destruction of, social privilege.

* In the imperialist centers of North America, Western Europe and Australasia, the pseudo-left is generally pro-imperialist, and utilizes the slogans of “human rights” to legitimize, and even directly support, neo-colonialist military operations.

My opinions maybe fall into about half of those but whatever. This is the eternal problem of progressive opinion in the UK and Europe is that anyone even remotely left of centre immediately falls out with each other and split into 10 different factions and sit in their pointless little cells whining about how they failed.
That's what happens in Europe where our right wing parties are like your DLC. For an American Trot to call me pseudo left is kind of funny.

You are seriously too old for all of this...

[Seshmeister]

Eh. You caught me there. Ashley's not actually Inuit...but there are some gorgeous Inuit people...just like any race...

(We don't use the term Eskimo in Canada...except for a certain CFL team).

This is non science and I don't know if anyone has ever researched it but anecdotally my experiance has been that the more disperate the parents the better looking the kids. Maybe that's tied to the opposite of inbreeding or maybe it's just bullshit but from my experience when you have say a parent from Jamaica and another from Poland the kid seems to end up a whole lot better looking than either.

[Seshmeister]

Exactly.
One big nation of nose-rubbing fish-fuckers.

I like Eskimos.

It occured to me that because of the whole nose thing does that mean that Inuit or whatever they are called this week give blow jobs using their noses?

I googled it and it comes back with

eskimo blowjob
The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Whenever she came around the corner with the ice cubes I knew I was getting an eskimo blowjob.

Jenny wanted it to be flavored so I bought her a snowcone for my eskimo blowjob.

This then took me back to story I heard a long long time ago talking to a roadie who used to work for Uriah Heep(look it up).

He said that the best BJ ever was a girl who would drink a cup of tea or coffee do it for a bit and then finish off with a mouthful of ice.

Has anyone ever tried this?

[Seshmeister]

Woah ok I admit I have been drinking...

[Anonymous]

I know what a Uriah Heep is, I don't need to look it up. Great band!

I always loved this song in particular:

But that type of blowjob is too weird for me. If a girl wanted to do it, I'd be game, but I certainly wouldn't suggest it.

Then again, maybe I'm missing out, who knows?

[DONNIEP]

It occured to me that because of the whole nose thing does that mean that Inuit or whatever they are called this week give blow jobs using their noses?

I googled it and it comes back with



This then took me back to story I heard a long long time ago talking to a roadie who used to work for Uriah Heep(look it up).

He said that the best BJ ever was a girl who would drink a cup of tea or coffee do it for a bit and then finish off with a mouthful of ice.

Has anyone ever tried this?

No but there was a "Swedish Massage" parlor near here when I was young. After high school I was working in the car bidness and one of the old time car dealers was asking me if I'd ever been there. I hadn't. So he goes on and on about it so me and a buddy say the hell with it lets go check it out. And I get this broad who was blonde but about as Swedish as that moron that used to post here. So she asks if I really want a massage and I said hell no and she says "What about a Warm Water French?" So I said sure. So she leaves and comes back with a big glass full of almost hot water, takes a swig and proceeds to suck the Honkie Dong. She'd keep refilling her mouth with the hot water and go back to work. It was different and all that but honestly I finally told her she could quit with the water. And I never suggested to any other chick to do it either. It's all just too much work and I get bored really fast anyway.

[Seshmeister]

Well that's the thing. A few times over the years I have thought of asking for it but then if it wasn't a big thing and made no difference I thought it would be imposing on her a bit.

This guy insisted it was the greatest thing ever and he was a lot older than me. I was only 18 at the time and he said if you ever get the chance get it done.

It's funny how a conversation from so long ago has popped into my head.

[Seshmeister]

This thread is so much more interesting than Bernie Saunders...

[DONNIEP]

Well that's the thing. A few times over the years I have thought of asking for it but then if it wasn't a big thing and made no difference I thought it would be imposing on her a bit.

This guy insisted it was the greatest thing ever and he was a lot older than me. I was only 18 at the time and he said if you ever get the chance get it done.

It's funny how a conversation from so long ago has popped into my head.

Yeah it's nothing special. And honestly, having some whore put a bunch of ice in her mouth before you start ramming your cock in her dick sucker ain't the smartest thing to do.

"Honest officer, she choked to death on some ice she had in her mouth while she was giving me a blow job!"

Rigggghhhhttttt

[Seshmeister]

Yeah it's nothing special.

But you are saying you only did phase 1 with the fake Swedish girl?

His whole point was phase II.

[Seshmeister]

A few hundred people will read this, someone will have tried it.