OH FFS: Van Halen Australian Tour 2013 Looks Likely (With BOTH Singers ?!)

[twonabomber]

This sounds like some bullshit the Tasmanian Devil would come up with, which 99% of the time is pure bullshit.

That was the first thing I thought..."is this a MelodiCROCK story?"

[fraroc]

Completely agree....

You could give me VIP passes, a meet and greet, and front row seats.....

I will not go to that....

Just think about it, wouldn't it be epic to see Dave's songs completley destroy Sammy's songs?


I'm an optimist, BITE ME.

[SparkieD]

No. FUCK NO!!!

Just fucking no!

Please direct me to the twat who came up with this bullshit. I wanna bash his skull in.

[ELVIS]

I'm calling bullshit on this bullshit...

[big fatty]

Eddie did say there was a big surprise coming in 2013 that he couldn't talk about yet, at the time of the Esquire magazine article.

This would be a big surprise allright. But not the one I wanted, more of a freaking nightmare. Most certainly bullshit coming from Australia.

Van Halen really outta sue the shit outta these jerk-off fuckwads down under that start all these horseshit lies, especially Melodicrock. I fuckin' hate that goof.

[DLR Bridge]

Completely agree....

You could give me VIP passes, a meet and greet, and front row seats.....

I will not go to that....

How about meet and punch someone in the face passes? I'd go with one a those.

Yeah, it ain't goin' down like this. No way. Ed said that era has "gone off to college". It's up to the faithful to make sure that shit never graduates.

[TJMKID]

Rumours are also flying that the tour will feature both of the band’s frontmen from across their lengthy career – David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar. Hagar replaced David Lee Roth as vocalist in 1985, before parting ways with the band in 1996. Hagar then rejoined the group for two years in 2003 to tour a best-of record.

COMPLETE DOGSHIT !!


No way in hell that Cabo Cunt is touring with Dave or Ed again. Besides the lingering bad blood from the '04 tour and that retarded book, it makes no financial sense. They've already had 2 very profitable tours with Dave so that's 100% proof there's no market demand for Van Hagar tunes being played live.

It's actually a surefire way to decrease everyone's profit margins by adding a fucking dead weight like Haggis because he won't help raise ticket prices and he sure as hell won't make them big enough to sell out football stadiums like U2 or Madonna. No one is going to take one for the team like Haggis did for Sobolewski on the 2004 tour.

The only far-out idea of why this would happen is if Dave found out he had vocal cord nodules and his doctor told him he couldn't sing more than 45 minutes per night --- then EVH might twist his arm and let Haggis join the tour so it could be a complete 2-hr. show every night and they can charge full ticket prices. However, I'd think Dave wouldn't even tour if he had some health problem like that.

[vandeleur]

"Ched's dead baby, Ched's dead"

[TJMKID]

I actually would tolerate Haggis touring with VH under ONE CONDITION ONLY --- Mike Anthony also joins so we can see the ORIGINAL Van Halen one more time.

Hopefully, the Roth-era set would happen first so I can head for the exits when Cabo Cunt takes the stage --- gotta beat traffic!

[TJMKID]

OH FUCK --- maybe this Haggis reunion might actually be happening?

Listen to what Sobolewski says at 1:22

[Hardrock69]

Guys....that is a standard ploy by some hack journalist.

Just make the statement "Rumours say...." and then make up whatever you fucking want.

Here is where the non-communication of Howdy Doody Mountain is beneficial.

Reporter says what?


The sistaz don't say shit....and it fades away.....


That is just bullshit.

[twonabomber]

Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony...the 2013 "Cruisin' and Boozin'" tour...

No way Sam and Mike come back. That would mean Ed has to push Wolfgang aside, and I really don't see him doing that.

[Little Texan]

Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony...the 2013 "Cruisin' and Boozin'" tour...

No way Sam and Mike come back. That would mean Ed has to push Wolfgang aside, and I really don't see him doing that.

Yeah, 'cause you know that Sammy isn't going to do it unless his "other half" is involved.

[DLR Bridge]

ESQ: What are you going to do with all the material that you wrote with Sammy Hagar?

EVH: Oh, I hadn't thought about that. That's some great music. They're just on vacation, maybe. They're off to college and they're going their own way. Who knows?



I'm starting to think that the Hagar era just graduated from community college, couldn't find work and crashed back at Mom and Dad's house.

[sadaist]

Just think about it, wouldn't it be epic to see Dave's songs completley destroy Sammy's songs?

Yes it WAS epic when I saw it on the 2002 Sam & Dave tour.