The Roth Show

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • clarathecarrot
    Full Member Status

    • May 2010
    • 3588

    Did I ever tell you about the time I was arrested completely naked except for a green macrame sarong like Hawaiian dudes wear, they wouldn't let me put on any clothes took me to jail just like DLR in the beginning of the Panama Video.

    I was about 32 years old and completely drunk.

    I mean the thing had big inch air knit holes in but it wrapped around twice and secured like a towel couldn't see nothing!!!

    Ok it was a throw of of some sofa .....wtf!!

    Everytime I see Roth naked again.... wood cock pick dick whatever... I guess I think of that night and all I can tell people is my only excuse it was hot that night people!!!#### july hot.. in the jungle hot, hot like a New Guinea JUNGLE!!

    And the Medicine was working!!!

    And from DLRs career I have seen more of him than perhaps any other dude...fuck'n cheeky bastard..lol.



    I say no ban for that photo.

    Dave was just runn'n a little bit hot, that night.

    Mutha On Bitches.
    Last edited by clarathecarrot; 11-24-2012, 07:58 PM.
    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
    clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

    Comment

    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      Originally posted by DONNIEP
      I'm gonna start bootlegging Singapore Dick Slings!! I'm diversifying - and I'll give Zah a cut of the profits!!
      "the slingapore"
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

      Comment

      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        I can just picture Dave reading this and saying "Singapore Dick Sling, why didn't i think of that? We're gonna have to reshoot this episode."
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

        Comment

        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15320

          Originally posted by DONNIEP
          I'm gonna start bootlegging Singapore Dick Slings!! I'm diversifying - and I'll give Zah a cut of the profits!!
          Package them with your bootleg dvd's and call it the "The toastmaster general survival pack"...

          Comment

          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            Originally posted by WARF
            Package them with your bootleg dvd's and call it the "The toastmaster general survival pack"...
            It's what everybody wants for Christmas this year!!
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

            Comment

            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4648

              This is the most naked I've ever seen Dave - and might I add that this is something that the ladies of the Roth Army have been clamoring for for years! Thank you Dave for the bestest Christmas present ever!

              Oh dear.

              Comment

              • envy_me
                Swedish Love Pump
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Dec 2010
                • 7180

                Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                This is the most naked I've ever seen Dave - and might I add that this is something that the ladies of the Roth Army have been clamoring for for years! Thank you Dave for the bestest Christmas present ever!
                That's true! Thank you, Dave!!! It looks spectacular from here. A bit blue, but still spectacular
                Last edited by envy_me; 11-25-2012, 03:20 AM.
                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

                Comment

                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  So Many WET Roth Army Ladies Here Tonight.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

                  Comment

                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3583

                    What intrigues me about that photo, much more than viewing Daves sack in all it's sweaty squalor, is imagining what kind of jungle borne fungus he is most likely Tripping balls on at the time.
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

                    Comment

                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15320

                      Stand up if you are ready for episode #5!

                      Dave or the grave!!!!

                      <object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

                      Comment

                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        Stevie looks like a lizard..
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

                        Comment

                        • Dave's Bitch
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Apr 2005
                          • 5291

                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                          it's pieces of his old opel kadett that he used to load his PA on for the first gigs in the 70's. he had it cut in half and put e deer in the windshield and put it on his wall in the hall.

                          I highly recommend his autobiographie...you learn bits and pieces about the man
                          I have read it before but a very long time ago.I can't seem to find my copy and just never get round to buying a new one.I do remember him saying can you dig it a lot though
                          I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                          Let's get together we can, Get hot

                          Comment

                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8970

                            Originally posted by envy_me
                            Nice to see that common sense has finally won.


                            And, exactly as Zah predicted, what is Singapore dick sling?
                            Here's a pre-release review... that describes some of the logistics involved.

                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

                            Comment

                            • envy_me
                              Swedish Love Pump
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Stand up if you are ready for episode #5!

                              Dave or the grave!!!!

                              <object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

                              What's up with the clothes?
                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

                              Comment

                              • Dave's Bitch
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Apr 2005
                                • 5291

                                Originally posted by WARF
                                Stand up if you are ready for episode #5!

                                Dave or the grave!!!!

                                <object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/knhx8bkhJxM?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
                                Dave's cowboy boots are pretty bad ass in this vid,I gotta get me a pair
                                I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                                Let's get together we can, Get hot

                                Comment

                                Working...