Wolf's Facebook page is a fake?

[Cato]

Just found a Facebook page pretending to be me. I only have twitter, so if you think you're talking to me on Facebook, you're totally not— Wolfgang Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) May 4, 2013

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Wolfgang-Van-Halen/447841955277105?fref=ts

discuss...

[ELVIS]

Fuck Facebook...

[WARF]

I knew that page was fake. Did anyone actually think it was real?

[Cato]

I did....

I guess it's run by someone from Van Halen Net

[WARF]

I did....

I guess it's run by someone from Van Halen Net

You probably believed everything MICHAEL JACKSON said at the pasture dump too....

[ELVIS]

He's dead ya know...

[Cato]

who is Michael Jackson?

[WARF]

who is Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson was the legendary bullshit artist who posted over at the pasture dump as a reliable insider for the Van Halen camp. He made up so many false rumors of faux track listings and tours. The whole peanut gallery was convinced this guy was the savior of that site and a credible source. It was complete shit!

[ELVIS]

who is Michael Jackson?

An American singer-songwriter, entertainer, dancer, ptopofol addict, face mutilator, and accused child sex abuser...

Often self referred to as the "King of Pop", he's dead now...

What a waste...

[ELVIS]

Michael Jackson was the legendary bullshit artist who posted over at the pasture dump as a reliable insider for the Van Halen camp. He made up so many false rumors of faux track listings and tours. The whole peanut gallery was convinced this guy was the savior of that site and a credible source. It was complete shit!

Oh...

That Michael jackson...


My bad...

[Cato]

Michael Jackson was the legendary bullshit artist who posted over at the pasture dump as a reliable insider for the Van Halen camp. He made up so many false rumors of faux track listings and tours. The whole peanut gallery was convinced this guy was the savior of that site and a credible source. It was complete shit!

An American singer-songwriter, entertainer, dancer, ptopofol addict, face mutilator, and accused child sex abuser...

Often self referred to as the "King of Pop", he's dead now...

What a waste...

WARF and ELVIS, thanks for wasting your time for me.

[WARF]

WARF and ELVIS, thanks for wasting your time for me.

Wasting time is our specialty....

[ELVIS]

who is Michael Jackson?

Or was your question...

Who is, Michael Jackson ??

Yes...

[ELVIS]

Wasting time is our specialty....

We should start the Roth Army Encyclopedia...

Of a "facts" forum...

[ELVIS]

This is NOT wasting time...

BTW...