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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!! -
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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lol.
It's my fault that your polluting the forums with your shit music?
Notice how you didn't answer the question about the "one ball/ small dick" line?
Also, I've said it three thousand times before, If I was in a position where I'd have no form of employment, I'd at least be volunteering someplace or trying to go back to further my education of the world. Hell, I'm sure there's some music degree field at some local LA CC, and possibly giving you a bit of time to do something with your life.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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actually i did.
unfortunately i'm having some trouble with "security tokens".
i did however, manage to save what i wrote.
what i said was:
wrong on one count. i never said anything about being a eunich.
i defy you to prove otherwise.
as for having only a left nut and the worlds' smallest penis,
well, shit, i freely and very openly admit that.
as for college.........i don't live in los angeles, stupid.
also, state funding for going back to school has all but dried up.
i could not go back now because unlike when i was in college back in the mid-1990's,
there isn't much in the way of funding these days.Last edited by ace diamond; 01-27-2011, 11:50 PM."It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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Downloaded the entire catalogue.Learning it front to back. It seems to sound more authentic if I play it lefthanded...
I'm starting an Ace Diamond Experience traveling museum and tour.
Plus I've started a steady diet of pork fat and KCF skin . Hey if you're gonna do a tribute, go big or stay home.......Last edited by Diamondjimi; 01-28-2011, 01:39 AM.Trolls take heed...
LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!Comment
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Last edited by ace diamond; 01-28-2011, 02:09 AM."It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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would it not make more sense for me to do that myself?
after, i do have a majority of everything i've used in the past decade since i founded "the ace diamond experience".
minus a few burned up costume pieces, a bbq'd amplifier, and a few smashed to splinters guitars........well, not all were smashed.....some were stolen, and 1 guitar, i gave away to a friends daughter because she wanted to learn how to play.
before you ask, no, i am not the child's guityr instructor.
i was asked to be. i turned it down.
"those who can, do.
those who can't, teach."
btw, dj........you and i both know you are clearly joking, but the kfc chicken skin and lard........sorry, buddy.......i don't eat that stuff.
i got fat because i drank way too much for over a decade and ate tons of bbq hambergers, hot dogs, and ate tons of junk food like chips and stuff,
drank lots and lots of a&w root beer, it's my favorite.....i love that stuff,
and by not excercising very much, if at all.
piss poor dieting is what i did to myself, and my weight is the end result.
i take full responsibility for that.
i blame only myself.
as for you learning my entire catalogue.........and doing a tribute tour......i'll agree to it on one condition........after your tribute to me,
i get to play and show everybody the real thing and how it's done right.......if your gonna do a tribute to me, and if you want my permission to do so, i will not onty be included in it, but nothing happens without my personal written consent."It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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ok, getting this thread back on track..........
to adress dj and kwame regarding their accusations of 4 tracks and "monaural" recordings:
only "sneakin' around" from "the mad hatter tea party" ep of 2000 is a four track recording.
"lawman" was a tape recorder sitting on the side of the stage on next to the soundboard.
i only sang on both tracks, and operated the drum machine on "sneakin' around".
guitar is daryl larson, bass is john corder, drums on "lawman" henry juarez.
as for my 2002 ep "hard, loud and proud":
lo-fi studios in redlands,ca oct. 7, 2002, is 24 track 2 inch reel-to-reel tape.
cost:$300.00
i used a 15 watt crate amp and an ibanez double cut-away cherry red guitar.
the solo's on "watch out", 2nd solo on "back to hell with you", and the solo on "diamond", as well as bass on "watch out"
were played by donnie denney.everything else was done by me. the bass we used was a fretless viola bass that was laying around the studio.
the acoustic guitar i played on "sweet pea" belonged to donnie denney, and i don't remember what kind it was.
the drum machine was again run by me.
as for my 2004 "neighbor of the beast" album:
24 track digital recording using cakewalk software in a garage in san bernardino, ca run by "the hessian" , the former drummer of a band called
"the order of the fly". it was recorded oct 6th and oct. 7th, 2004.
i used a 15 watt crate amp and an olp music man. i used a fender bass through a ampeg bass amp.
i used "hessian's" double bass drums kit, dw aquarian heads, paiste and zildian cymbals.
dw bass pedals too. i also used a power drill, a violin bow, a half-slide(i still have the bow and the slide), the whammy bar, a microphone, mic stand, and several picks on "axe f/x".
i played every note one every instrument on sang everything on everyone of the 15 tracks on this record in 2 days.
cost:$400.00"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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as for my "prime meridian mind fuck" album:
recorded at "the armory" studios in redlands, ca. march 7, 2007 using pro-tools and a 64 track console.
i used my cherry sunburst epiphone les paul and a 300 watt marshall stack, along with a "heavy metal" foot pedal.
cost:$300.00
as for my "disasterpiece theatre" record:
recorded august 1st and august 2nd, 2009 at the home studio belonging to adam, the lead guitarist for a ban called "the maxies", who,
along with the vp of my former record label, did some of the gang background vocals on "rumpleforeskin", "alcohol(the world drinking tour)" ,
and "feel my evil", are each clearly heard on the intro to "i am satan" responding to "what's my name?"
this album was also made using pro-tools.
i used my cherry sunburst epiphone les paul on tracks 1-6, and i used a dean vmnt-ua dave mustaine signiture model v on track 7.
i used a 75 watt line 6 spider 3 amp with the following settings:
riggs, slipknot, house of the rising sun, brian may presets into banks a-d.
cost:$250.00
as for my "torturary statures" album:
recorded at blu room studios in riverside,ca june 2, 2010.
i used a black dean flying v and a 200 watt bogner amp.
once again, a 64 channel console and pro-tools is how this was digitally recorded.
cost:$100.00
hey, i took advantage of a special the studio was having at the time......you would too!
either way, the only thing in all my works done in monoaural, kwame k, (hint, hint), was the ep from 2000.
there actually is one more song that unfortunately has been lost, the was "sneakin' around" recorded backwards!
it happened when we turned the tape over to use the other side, and i hit play just at the right spot......and we heard it in reverse,
john corder and i.......so we turned it into a song called "fight or die".......john was then and still is very big into the SCA,
ANY WAY, when daryl came over and did his guitar parts.......oh hell...when he got done, he said it was the hardest thing he ever had to play,
and that he hated it so fucking much, he would never play it again.
to this day, he hasn't.
i think john lost the tape accidentally on purpose out of respect for daryl.
i would love to have a copy of it myself............"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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1.TELL THAT TO DIAMOND DAVE......i dare you.........
2.you started it.
3.wrong. I am 67%blind. legally blind, not completely blind
4.wrong on one count. i never said anything about being a eunich.
i defy you to prove otherwise.
as for having only a left nut and the worlds' smallest penis,
well, shit, i freely and very openly admit that.
5.proud of it too. if you don't like it, that's your problem,
not mine. so what's your point?
6.you are wrong again.
1 semester at cheffey college in Rancho Cucamonga, CA in 1995,
and 1 year at valley college in San Bernardino, CA 1996-97.
once again, you fail.
i did indeed go to college.
i just never went back and finished my associates degree in music.
7.well, you know what, again, I'M LEGALLY BLIND.
my last job ended in 2006 because the record store where i was working at went out of business.
i have tried to get another job.
unfortunately, nobody wants to hire a legally blind indian.
"too much of and insurance and legal liability" is what i've been told time and time again.
8.that's your opinion to which you are fully entitled.
however, if you don't like it, don't listen to it.
9.obnoxious, yes. retard, no. but again,
that is just your entitled opinion.
10.when did every single board member agree to elect you
as their spokesperson?
i have personal knowledge, from few of the member users of this board,
i shall not name,as they have asked me not to,
who would very much disagree with you.
so that makes you wrong again.....
gee, you're just coming up with all kinds of fail today, aren't you?Last edited by ace diamond; 01-28-2011, 03:59 AM."It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace DiamondOriginally posted by hideyoursheepComment
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