Will Taylor Swift Please Get Permanent Laryngitis?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

best man?

[chefcraig]

You're catering it, that's your problem....

Fine, I'll wrap the little bastards in bacon, screw political correctness. Now if I can just lay my hands on some manatee...

[LoungeMachine]

best man?

assumed

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Fine, I'll wrap the little bastards in bacon, screw political correctness. Now if I can just lay my hands on some manatee...

spotted owl wings are the BOMB.

[binnie]

Jethro Tull > Metallica... always were, always will be.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

[binnie]

If Pink is really singing in perfect key while she is spinning around
upside-down 360 degrees in the air for over a minute, she's a freak of nature !

Try spinning yourself around and sing in tune (not that I can sing in
tune anyway) but ya get what I mean...

I just end up all dizzy and bump into shit..
(And thats before the first drink !)

I took your advice.

After three hours in casualty, I can conclude that it is not possible - or adivsable - to attempt singing whilst spinning around upside down.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK Pink gets to play the reception. Or since it's a gay wedding, maybe we get Lady Gaga -


OH SHIT - I've got it - LES FUNK lives in Massachusetts!!!!!!!

[Blackflag]

Would you not feed his gay fantasies? Dude's delusional enough, without starting this mancrush.

[lesfunk]

Jethro Tull > Metallica... always were, always will be.

My pimpled arse > Metallica... always was, always will be.

[Sensible Shoes]

What, no thoughts about the music for the wedding reception?? Are you embarrassed to play a gay wedding?

[FORD]

Maybe they could get Pansy Division to play the wedding?

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[Blackflag]

What, no thoughts about the music for the wedding reception?? Are you embarrassed to play a gay wedding?

I'm pretty sure a male planning any type of wedding infers that he's gay.

Didn't he say he recently got married? I'm going to guess he played a big role in that planning.

[Blackflag]

Maybe they could get Pansy Division to play the wedding?

If I had to have somebody gay play, I'd have the zombie Freddie Mercury.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm pretty sure a male planning any type of wedding infers that he's gay.

Didn't he say he recently got married? I'm going to guess he played a big role in that planning.

Yes.

I planned to show up on time, and sober.



Pretty fricken proud of myself too......

[Blackflag]

And yet, for me, you've picked out the balloons and food. Telling.