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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 542

    Three Dregs and Sam

    Three Dregs and Sam I do not like three dregs and Sam
    I do not like them spam I am

    Would you play them in your car
    with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
    Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
    Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

    I would not play them in my car
    with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
    I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
    Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
    I do not like three dregs and Sam
    I do not like them spam I am

    Would you like them on cd
    on video or dvd?
    Would you listen if they cried
    or if they begged or if they died?

    I like them like I love V.D.
    and pissing burning S.T.D's
    I'd love to hear them beg and cry
    but in '85 they already died
    I do not like three dregs and Sam
    I do not like them spam I am

    Would like them if payed
    for you to listen while they played?
    Could you, could you listen then
    while Sammy cackles like a hen?

    I could not like those fucking pricks
    even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
    or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
    to take big tittied turns with me.

    They've fully wasted twenty years
    those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
    I do not like three dregs and Sam
    I do not like them spam I am
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!
  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318

    #2
    Nice LOL!

    Are you related to moderator ELVIS?

    Comment

    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12968

      #3
      Word WARF!!!! You endured!!!! Glad to see you bro.
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

      Comment

      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15318

        #4
        If your talkin bout the hurricane... it was nowhere near me...

        ELVIS got hit...

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22820

          #5
          Re: Three Dregs and Sam

          Originally posted by HELLVIS
          Three Dregs and Sam

          I do not like three dregs and Sam
          I do not like them spam I am

          Would you play them in your car
          with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
          Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
          Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

          I would not play them in my car
          with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
          I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
          Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
          I do not like three dregs and Sam
          I do not like them spam I am

          Would you like them on cd
          on video or dvd?
          Would you listen if they cried
          or if they begged or if they died?

          I like them like I love V.D.
          and pissing burning S.T.D's
          I'd love to hear them beg and cry
          but in '85 they already died
          I do not like three dregs and Sam
          I do not like them spam I am

          Would like them if payed
          for you to listen while they played?
          Could you, could you listen then
          while Sammy cackles like a hen?

          I could not like those fucking pricks
          even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
          or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
          to take big tittied turns with me.

          They've fully wasted twenty years
          those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
          I do not like three dregs and Sam
          I do not like them spam I am
          I do believe you fucking rule!
          Twistin' by the pool.

          Comment

          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17113

            #6
            Excellent work Hellvis !
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

            Comment

            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20446

              #7
              Re: Three Dregs and Sam

              Originally posted by HELLVIS
              Three Dregs and Sam I do not like three dregs and Sam
              I do not like them spam I am

              Would you play them in your car
              with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
              Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
              Do Shemp and Alex look alike?

              I would not play them in my car
              with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
              I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
              Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
              I do not like three dregs and Sam
              I do not like them spam I am

              Would you like them on cd
              on video or dvd?
              Would you listen if they cried
              or if they begged or if they died?

              I like them like I love V.D.
              and pissing burning S.T.D's
              I'd love to hear them beg and cry
              but in '85 they already died
              I do not like three dregs and Sam
              I do not like them spam I am

              Would like them if payed
              for you to listen while they played?
              Could you, could you listen then
              while Sammy cackles like a hen?

              I could not like those fucking pricks
              even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
              or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
              to take big tittied turns with me.

              They've fully wasted twenty years
              those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
              I do not like three dregs and Sam
              I do not like them spam I am
              BRILLIANT!!! 5 star vote Bro! BRAVO!!!

              FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

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              • HELLVIS
                Foot Soldier
                • Jul 2004
                • 542

                #8
                Originally posted by WARF
                Nice LOL!

                Are you related to moderator ELVIS?


                Elvis?
                A mod named Elvis?
                :confused:
                He throws a punch.
                He swings. I duck.
                His fat ass falls...
                Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                Comment

                • HELLVIS
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 542

                  #9
                  Why thank you so very much sir Panamark!
                  He throws a punch.
                  He swings. I duck.
                  His fat ass falls...
                  Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                  Comment

                  • TwoFoolsAMinute
                    Sniper
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 925

                    #10
                    This is perfect. I'm going to illustrate it and read it to my kids at bedtime.

                    Comment

                    • HELLVIS
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 542

                      #11
                      Make sure you go to the picture archive and check out the Veronica Zemanova thread and the Alley Baggett threads so that you get the illustrations right.
                      He throws a punch.
                      He swings. I duck.
                      His fat ass falls...
                      Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                      Comment

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