Three Dregs and Sam I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
Would you play them in your car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
Do Shemp and Alex look alike?
I would not play them in my car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
Would you like them on cd
on video or dvd?
Would you listen if they cried
or if they begged or if they died?
I like them like I love V.D.
and pissing burning S.T.D's
I'd love to hear them beg and cry
but in '85 they already died
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
Would like them if payed
for you to listen while they played?
Could you, could you listen then
while Sammy cackles like a hen?
I could not like those fucking pricks
even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
to take big tittied turns with me.
They've fully wasted twenty years
those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
I do not like them spam I am
Would you play them in your car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar?
Would you, could you, dig fat Mike?
Do Shemp and Alex look alike?
I would not play them in my car
with Sammy screeching and Ed's guitar
I would not, could not, dig fag Mike
Shemp's ass and Alex look alike
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
Would you like them on cd
on video or dvd?
Would you listen if they cried
or if they begged or if they died?
I like them like I love V.D.
and pissing burning S.T.D's
I'd love to hear them beg and cry
but in '85 they already died
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
Would like them if payed
for you to listen while they played?
Could you, could you listen then
while Sammy cackles like a hen?
I could not like those fucking pricks
even if they sent Jenna Jameson to suck my dick
or Alley Baggett and Veronica Z
to take big tittied turns with me.
They've fully wasted twenty years
those sheep fucking, sell-out, moronic queers
I do not like three dregs and Sam
I do not like them spam I am
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