Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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  • Figs
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2904

    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It


    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8943

    #2
    Are they gonna sew a dog turd back on 'im?

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    • Splooge
      Head Fluffer
      • Sep 2004
      • 392

      #3
      Shit Fido shit!!
      We're on a mission from ROTH

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      • Northern Girl
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3955

        #4
        Okay, when you are that age can you not feel it anymore? How could he not know? That is just amazing and unbelievable.
        Same ole song and dance...

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7546

          #5
          If this guy thought his penis was a chicken neck, he probably shouldn't be running around loose with an ax.
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • Mezro
            Full Member Status

            • May 2004
            • 4127

            #6
            ROTFLMFAO..there is no way this happened...it is too damn funky and funny to be real!

            Mezro...Fido NO!!!!...
            Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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            • SoCalChelle
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1594

              #7
              What the hell did he think that chicken was doing up in his crotch?

              And maybe he should consider FEEDING that fucking dog once in a while...
              Formerly Tormented VH Fan
              Facebook: Chelle Marley

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              • lms2

                #8
                LMAO. I can see it happening, but any guy that gets mad enough at a chicken that he can't be just a little more careful than that is probably better off without a penis.

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                • Figs
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2904

                  #9
                  he won't choke his chicken anymore.......

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                  • lms2

                    #10
                    I wonder how the dog feels about now. Hes probably thinking

                    "Teach that faker to get me nuetered..."

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                    • GAR
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10849

                      #11
                      This used to happen to me all the time, thank G-d for them daring Octoped-penile surgical grafts AND THOSE DARING DOCTORS WHO BLESSED ME WITH SUCH A PREHENSILE GOCK

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                      • JCOOK

                        #12
                        There is a country music song here somewhere.

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                        • Northern Girl
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3955

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JCOOK
                          There is a country music song here somewhere.
                          Tried to kill a chicken
                          Cut off my dick instead
                          My dog then ate my pecker
                          Now I can get no head

                          Everybody sing!!
                          Same ole song and dance...

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                          • Roth & Roll
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 715

                            #14
                            Poor Sammy.
                            http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                            • sambo
                              Sniper
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 912

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Figs
                              Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
                              "...out of danger" !!!

                              How does one arrive at that conclusion ??? :eek:
                              Last edited by sambo; 10-04-2004, 08:28 PM.
                              Go home the Earth is full....

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