Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

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  • spmusicplyr
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2004
    • 738

    #16
    well next time i kill chickens in my yard you're damn sure im gonna wear pants!
    Got beef with my comments? Blow me!

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    • SoCalChelle
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1597

      #17
      Originally posted by sambo
      "...out of danger" !!!

      How does one arrive at that conclusion ??? :eek:
      Well, there's no danger of him doing THAT again.
      Formerly Tormented VH Fan
      Facebook: Chelle Marley

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7563

        #18
        Originally posted by Northern Girl
        Tried to kill a chicken
        Cut off my dick instead
        My dog then ate my pecker
        Now I can get no head

        Everybody sing!!
        LOL.
        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 13001

          #19
          LOL!!!! What a dumbass. If someone is that fucking dumb, they shouldn't have a tool to reproduce with in the first place. God works in mysterious ways.
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • sambo
            Sniper
            • Jun 2004
            • 913

            #20
            Originally posted by SoCalChelle
            Well, there's no danger of him doing THAT again.
            LOL!, good point - very perceptive, missed that one...
            Go home the Earth is full....

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            • McCarrens
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 705

              #21
              they say if you choke the chicken enough you'll go blind...
              "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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              • McCarrens
                Foot Soldier
                • May 2004
                • 705

                #22
                Originally posted by McCarrens
                they say if you choke the chicken enough you'll go blind...
                "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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                • Katydid
                  I am a Giant CUNT
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2407

                  #23
                  MORAL IS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH BEASTALITY...OR YOUR DOG MIGHT DECIDE TO CHOW DOWN ON THE BONE...

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                  • Ally_Kat
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7612

                    #24
                    yep, cuz this was about beastality. On the mark again
                    Roth Army Militia

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                    • lms2

                      #25
                      Well, he was chasing a chicken around the yard with his dick hanging out...

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                      • MAX
                        Rotharmy Gladiator

                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 13001

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Katydid
                        MORAL IS DON'T MESS AROUND WITH BEASTALITY...OR YOUR DOG MIGHT DECIDE TO CHOW DOWN ON THE BONE...
                        Caps lock again, oh dear? You must be pissed!!! Are you hoping the Lord is planning on inflicting his mighty wrath and striking some poor person down? Especially if they are black and work at Kentucky Fried Chicken? You are one sick pup.
                        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                        • tydhurst
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1065

                          #27
                          i love the way it was "Mistakenly" cut off.

                          What a tit!

                          Those nude butchers get more and more wierd every season.

                          there'll be nude beaches next, or even worse, colonies of nude people roaming Africa.
                          Don't need a gun to blow your mind!

                          http://tydhurst.proboards30.com

                          Join my forum.

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                          • Full Bug
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2921

                            #28
                            What a bullshit made up story, yeah right.......
                            Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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                            • CROWBAR
                              Commando
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1283

                              #29
                              Originally posted by JCOOK
                              There is a country music song here somewhere.
                              Well I was drunk, tha day, my Mom got outta prison.....

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                              • rustoffa
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8963

                                #30
                                Originally posted by CROWBAR
                                Well I was drunk, tha day, my Mom got outta prison.....
                                My old hound dog bit my cock and got some jizm.....

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