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EA: First off, I'd like to say it's an honor, and thanks for giving us a call Eddie.
EVH: It's ED....just say ED.
EA: No problem. Let me tell you Ed, there is an absolute fever pitch buliding here in regards to the show and I for one, can't wait to see the mighty Van Halen in action again. Any thoughts on what we can expect?
EVH: Fever pitch eh? Let me tell you straight off motherfucker, you don't know me so don't be getting all warm and fuzzy calling me shit like "Ed".
EA: Umm, didn't you just tell me to call you "Ed"?
EVH: What the fuck is wrong with you? If someone told you to suck roy hagar's dick you'd probably do that too wouldn't ya?
EA: Ah, hahaha...I'm with you now man. It's really classy of you to bring up the inevitable "sam interview" thing without me having to ask. For the record, I smelled bullshit the first time I read it. It brings up an interesting point though; Are there any plans for the next Van Halen record?
EVH: *cough*
Let me tell you something, that motherfucker can play anything in the goddamned world.
EA: There you have it folks. No problems with Eddie and Sammy. WOW! What can we expect from the next record?
EVH: *braap*
What the fuck are you talking about? I was referring to Wolfie. Go ahead and fuck up again and this interview is over. By the way, you call me "Eddie" one more time and I'll fucking shove a canadian donut down your throat.
EA: Sorry about that Mr. Van Halen, I was kind of eluding to the rumors of Sammy Hagar calling it quits.
EVH: *bwakhha*
That's pretty fucking *cough* bfkkfunny coming from a dipshit like you.
*cough*
Sambah calleeng it quits? Notheengs over 'til I say it is! *cough-brakkah*
You mustbf read comic books you *cough-hack* fucker. We're gonna rockfth the roofth off that thing then you can say you're an asshole, GOT IT?
EA: Thanks for your time Edward, and I can't wait....
EVH: Fuckfth you and evereeone in thatfth fuckeeng town.
EA: *bleep*
EA: First off, I'd like to say it's an honor, and thanks for giving us a call Eddie.
EVH: It's ED....just say ED.
EA: No problem. Let me tell you Ed, there is an absolute fever pitch buliding here in regards to the show and I for one, can't wait to see the mighty Van Halen in action again. Any thoughts on what we can expect?
EVH: Fever pitch eh? Let me tell you straight off motherfucker, you don't know me so don't be getting all warm and fuzzy calling me shit like "Ed".
EA: Umm, didn't you just tell me to call you "Ed"?
EVH: What the fuck is wrong with you? If someone told you to suck roy hagar's dick you'd probably do that too wouldn't ya?
EA: Ah, hahaha...I'm with you now man. It's really classy of you to bring up the inevitable "sam interview" thing without me having to ask. For the record, I smelled bullshit the first time I read it. It brings up an interesting point though; Are there any plans for the next Van Halen record?
EVH: *cough*
Let me tell you something, that motherfucker can play anything in the goddamned world.
EA: There you have it folks. No problems with Eddie and Sammy. WOW! What can we expect from the next record?
EVH: *braap*
What the fuck are you talking about? I was referring to Wolfie. Go ahead and fuck up again and this interview is over. By the way, you call me "Eddie" one more time and I'll fucking shove a canadian donut down your throat.
EA: Sorry about that Mr. Van Halen, I was kind of eluding to the rumors of Sammy Hagar calling it quits.
EVH: *bwakhha*
That's pretty fucking *cough* bfkkfunny coming from a dipshit like you.
*cough*
Sambah calleeng it quits? Notheengs over 'til I say it is! *cough-brakkah*
You mustbf read comic books you *cough-hack* fucker. We're gonna rockfth the roofth off that thing then you can say you're an asshole, GOT IT?
EA: Thanks for your time Edward, and I can't wait....
EVH: Fuckfth you and evereeone in thatfth fuckeeng town.
EA: *bleep*
Yup, that's Ed alright! LOL
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