Brand New Van Halen T-shirt Design!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Sammy: "We're not over, not in the least. We're just taking a well deserved break"

Mikey: "Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket....what Sammy said...yeah, yeah!"

Alex: "Look, we're a hard-working band, always have been. We've been on tour for like over 75 shows now, and we're currently working on having Sammy re-do all of Roth's lyrics, and just dub in the old instrumentals for the new remasters. We wanna make sure that we screw all of our older fans more than we screwed them with the Best Of Both Worlds CD, and this is just the icing on the cake. Sammy's at his vocal best right now, and for the record, we haven't argued at all since reuniting. We'll also be printing 'It Ain't Van Halen Without Sammy Hagar' T-Shirts for our next tour, just to piss off our older fans. Van Halen is far from over, but our Roth era certainly is."

Eddie: "That's @#$%&! bullshit, we ain't @#$%&! splitting up. That's just Roth propaganda, him and his @#$%&! fans just want you to @#$%&! believe that we're @#$%&! spliitting up, but we're @#$%&! not, OK? I've got 20 @#$%&! albums worth of @#$%&! material, what the @#$%&! do you think I was doing between shows, @#$%&! smoking and drinking?!! It's all Roth hype. It's all his @#$%&! fault."

[TongueNGroove]

Yah it's pretty, you wouldn't be saying that if Dave was back in the band. You would think EVH was god then.

[scottydabodi]

Hey TNG:

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Yah it's pretty, you wouldn't be saying that if Dave was back in the band. You would think EVH was god then.

uh...noooooo. I used to be a HUGE Eddie fan because he was in the same band as David Lee Roth. It's been 20 yrs since I first saw 'Jump' on TV, and although the entire band WAS amazing, David Lee Roth has represented success in every way when I was in high school. Plus, I just saw Dave LIVE 2 wks ago, and I can GUARAN-DAMN-TEE you that I don't care for a reunion anymore, 'cause that would drag Diamond Dave down. Put simply, from what I saw 2 wks ago, Dave doesn't need a bunch of has-beens. I'd actually prefer that he stays with the KICKASS band he's got RIGHT NOW. So tanx but no tanx hagarita sheep, even if DLR reunited with the VH Bros., EDDIE/ALEX & MIKE WOULD STILL SUCK SHIT, DIG?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Yah it's pretty, you wouldn't be saying that if Dave was back in the band. You would think EVH was god then.

One things for certain regarding your little scenario, Ed would be alot more focused on holding up his end of the deal.

Fuck, Dave bringing back the fury would double as an intervention!

Lookit that dude, one of your posts had a silver lining!

Give yourself a pat on the back and a well deserved fire ant facial.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Yah it's pretty, you wouldn't be saying that if Dave was back in the band. You would think EVH was god then.

[Warham]

Here's my version...

[TLR]

Interesting...where can consumers begin lining up?

[Warham]

Here's another one...

[Switch84]

Where can I get one? Somebody oughta make those tees for REAL!

How about "Dave says FUCK VAN HALEN"........


LMMFAOBT

[TLR]

Originally posted by Switch84
Where can I get one? Somebody oughta make those tees for REAL!

How about "Dave says FUCK VAN HALEN"........


LMMFAOBT

I'm in line right behind you...

[Warham]

Here's my grand finale...

And the best seller!

[bueno bob]

I see I haven't yet voted for you, War...I'm about to correct that oversight based on the above post.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Yah it's pretty, you wouldn't be saying that if Dave was back in the band. You would think EVH was god then.

*WRONG*

If Roth was back, and EVH was playing RWTD and Unchained, the way he is now, I would still be pissed off at Ed..

That really is Van Hagar's problem, the widespread acceptance of
mediocrity, by both the fans, and the band itself.

I mean, come on, lets be real. Look at all the members of the
Van Halen circus, who is most off the planet at the moment ???
EVH by light years. Yet the fucking Spamsters think its the second
coming..

Yeah Dudes, Up for Breakfast is so much better than Me Wise Magic.
Fuck off.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Sammy: "We're not over, not in the least. We're just taking a well deserved break"

Mikey: "Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket....what Sammy said...yeah, yeah!"

Alex: "Look, we're a hard-working band, always have been. We've been on tour for like over 75 shows now, and we're currently working on having Sammy re-do all of Roth's lyrics, and just dub in the old instrumentals for the new remasters. We wanna make sure that we screw all of our older fans more than we screwed them with the Best Of Both Worlds CD, and this is just the icing on the cake. Sammy's at his vocal best right now, and for the record, we haven't argued at all since reuniting. We'll also be printing 'It Ain't Van Halen Without Sammy Hagar' T-Shirts for our next tour, just to piss off our older fans. Van Halen is far from over, but our Roth era certainly is."

Eddie: "That's @#$%&! bullshit, we ain't @#$%&! splitting up. That's just Roth propaganda, him and his @#$%&! fans just want you to @#$%&! believe that we're @#$%&! spliitting up, but we're @#$%&! not, OK? I've got 20 @#$%&! albums worth of @#$%&! material, what the @#$%&! do you think I was doing between shows, @#$%&! smoking and drinking?!! It's all Roth hype. It's all his @#$%&! fault."

LMFAO!! Classic, I love Eddie's rant!