Sammy: "We're not over, not in the least. We're just taking a well deserved break"
Mikey: "Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket....what Sammy said...yeah, yeah!"
Alex: "Look, we're a hard-working band, always have been. We've been on tour for like over 75 shows now, and we're currently working on having Sammy re-do all of Roth's lyrics, and just dub in the old instrumentals for the new remasters. We wanna make sure that we screw all of our older fans more than we screwed them with the Best Of Both Worlds CD, and this is just the icing on the cake. Sammy's at his vocal best right now, and for the record, we haven't argued at all since reuniting. We'll also be printing 'It Ain't Van Halen Without Sammy Hagar' T-Shirts for our next tour, just to piss off our older fans. Van Halen is far from over, but our Roth era certainly is."
Eddie: "That's @#$%&! bullshit, we ain't @#$%&! splitting up. That's just Roth propaganda, him and his @#$%&! fans just want you to @#$%&! believe that we're @#$%&! spliitting up, but we're @#$%&! not, OK? I've got 20 @#$%&! albums worth of @#$%&! material, what the @#$%&! do you think I was doing between shows, @#$%&! smoking and drinking?!! It's all Roth hype. It's all his @#$%&! fault."
Mikey: "Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket....what Sammy said...yeah, yeah!"
Alex: "Look, we're a hard-working band, always have been. We've been on tour for like over 75 shows now, and we're currently working on having Sammy re-do all of Roth's lyrics, and just dub in the old instrumentals for the new remasters. We wanna make sure that we screw all of our older fans more than we screwed them with the Best Of Both Worlds CD, and this is just the icing on the cake. Sammy's at his vocal best right now, and for the record, we haven't argued at all since reuniting. We'll also be printing 'It Ain't Van Halen Without Sammy Hagar' T-Shirts for our next tour, just to piss off our older fans. Van Halen is far from over, but our Roth era certainly is."
Eddie: "That's @#$%&! bullshit, we ain't @#$%&! splitting up. That's just Roth propaganda, him and his @#$%&! fans just want you to @#$%&! believe that we're @#$%&! spliitting up, but we're @#$%&! not, OK? I've got 20 @#$%&! albums worth of @#$%&! material, what the @#$%&! do you think I was doing between shows, @#$%&! smoking and drinking?!! It's all Roth hype. It's all his @#$%&! fault."
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