Favorite Movies Quotes

[Sarge]

Here is a few of my favorite

"Are you a POTHEAD Focker?"
Meet The Parents

"Suck My White Ass Ball"
Happy Gilmore..

[rustoffa]

I'm lookin' for Josey Wales
That'd be me,you a bounty hunter?
A man's gotta make a livin'.
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy.

[lucky wilbury]

this whole scene is my favorite and contains to many great quotes to list separatly:

Hooper X: For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, is introduced USUALLY by my white artist names. They got SLAPPED with racist names that singled them out as Negros! Now--my book, "White-Hating Coon", don't have any of that bull-shit. The hero's name is Maleequa and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet while all you European motherfuckers were all hiding out in caves n'shit, terrified of the sun. He's a strong role-model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell ya: the chickens are coming home to roost, y'all. The black man is no longer going to be playing the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We're keeping it real! And we're going to get respect by any means necessary.

Holden : Ah, c'mon, that's a bunch of horseshit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy, y'know, he got to fly the Millenium Falcon! What's the matter with you!

Hooper: Who said that?

Holden: I did. Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science fiction fantasy.

Hooper: Hey, FUCK Lando Calrissian!


Hooper: Uncle-Tom ******, heh. It's always some white boy got to invoke the holy trinity. Bust this! Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother-man down--even in a galaxy far far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy blond hair blue eyes. Then you got Darth Vader, blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian god!

Banky : What's a nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now. Vader, he's a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE'S gonna run the whole fucking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star! Now what the fuck do you call that?

Banky: Intergalatic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification!! They gonna drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote-unquote safe for white folks! In "Jedi," the most insulting installment when Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They trying to tell us that deep inside, we all wants to be WHITE!!!

Banky: Well, isn't that true?
(Hooper quickly grows furious, pulls out a gun, releases the safety, kicks over the podium and shoots Banky several times, and Banky falls, clutching his chest. All the other speakers and audience members (excluding Holden and Alyssa who we are about to meet) dive for cover or scatter screaming as...)

Hooper: (shooting into the air): Black rage!!! Black rage!!! I kill all white folks I lay my motherfuckin' eyes on!!

[Viking]

[b]"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!!!!!!!!"[b/]

[Viking]

"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!!!!!!!!"

[Ally_Kat]

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[Sarge]

Full Metal Jacket.. I love that one

[lucky wilbury]

that whole movie is laced with quotes that are good. same with appocolypse now and platoon.

[Seshmeister]

From Glengarry Glen Ross or as the cast called it 'Death of a fucking salesman'


ROMA
(to Williamson)
You stupid fucking cunt. You,
Williamson...I'm talking to you,
shithead...You just cost me six
thousand dollars.
(pause)
Six thousand dollars. And one
Cadillac. That's right. What are
you going to do about it? What are
you goin to do about it, asshole.
You fucking shit. Where did you
learn your trade. You stupid
fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever
told you you could work with men?

BAYLEN
Could I...

ROMA
I'm going to have your job, shithead.
I'm going downtown and talk to
Mitch and Murrray, and I'm going to
Lemkin. I don't care whose nephew
you are, who you know, whose dick
you're sucking on. You're going
out, I swear to you, you're going...

BAYLEN
Hey, fella, let's get this done...

ROMA
Anyone in this office lives on
their wits...
(to Baylen)
I'm going to be with you in a
second.
(to Williamson)
What you're hired for is to help
us--does that seem clear to you?
(MORE)

82.


ROMA (CONT'D)
To help us. Not to fuck us up...to
help men who are going out there to
try to earn a living. You fairy.
You company man...I'll tell you
something else. I hope you knocked
the joint off, I can tell our
friend here something might help
him catch you.
(starts into the room)
You want to learn the first rule
you'd know if you ever spent a day
in your life...you never open your
mouth till you know what the shot
is.
(pause)
You fucking child...

Roma goes to the inner room

[Sarge]

another good movie!
Watched that one years ago in film class

[DLR7884]

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[As they hand the Captain their pistols]

DLR7884
Just watched "Super Troopers" tonight....

[Viking]

Does anybody else besides me own an official R-rated R. Lee Ermey Marine doll?

[lucky wilbury]

MR. GARRISON’S CLASSROOM

ALL KIDS:

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker

You’re a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker

You’re a- [all stop singing abruptly as Mr. Garrison walks in]

MR. GARRISON: Okay, children, let’s take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. [to Mr. Hat] We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children, let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two?…C’mon children, don’t be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?

CLYDE: Twelve?

MR. GARRISON: Okay. Now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard. Anyone?…Come on, don’t be shy.

KYLE: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

CARTMAN: [mocking Kyle]

KYLE: Shut-up, fatboy!

CARTMAN: ‘ey! Don’t call me fat, you fuckin’ Jew!

MR. GARRISON: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?

CARTMAN: "Jew"?

KYLE: No, he’s talkin’ about "fuck." You can’t say "fuck" in school, you fuckin’ fatass.

MR. GARRISON: Kyle!

CARTMAN: Why the fuck not?

MR. GARRISON: Eric!

STAN: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

MR. GARRISON: Stanley!

KENNY: Fuck.

MR. GARRISON: Kenny!

CARTMAN: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

MR. GARRISON: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

CARTMAN: How would you like to suck my balls?

KIDS: [gasping]

MR. GARRISON: What did you say?

CARTMAN: Oh, I-I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was: [speaking through bullhorn] "How would you like, to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

KYLE: Holy shit, dude.

[lucky wilbury]

SADDAM: Hey, relax, guy!

SATAN: [referring to TV] Oh, there’s nothing on.

SADDAM: You just get cranky when you talk, that’s all.

SATAN: I’m not cranky!

ANCHOR: What started as a spat between The United States and Canada is quickly turning into World War III.

SADDAM: World War III?

SATAN: Shh.

ANCHOR: Terrance and Phillip are going to be put to death for crimes against humanity. The time of execution has-

SATAN: [clicking off TV] It has come to be! The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of prophesy is upon us!

SADDAM: Ah, I love when you get all biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank.

SATAN: No, I’m being serious. It is the seventh sign.

SADDAM: What?

SATAN: Behold. The first signs of my reign have all come true: the fall of an empire, the coming of a comet. And now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil, it will be our time to rise.

SADDAM: Yeah! Yeah! Man, I’m getting’ so hot! Let’s fuck!

SATAN: Do you always think about sex? I’m talkin’ about very important stuff, here.

SADDAM: Ah, I’m just excited about taking over the world! Come on!

SATAN: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?

SADDAM: I love you.

SATAN: I want to believe that.

SADDAM: So whaddya say we shut off that light and get close, huh?…Yeah, you like that, don’t you, bitch?

[lucky wilbury]

STAN: [lagging behind] Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?

CHEF: Oh, that’s easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.

STAN: Huh?

CHEF: Ooops!

STAN: What does that mean, "…find the clitoris"?

CHEF: Uh…uh, forget I said anything. Move along, children, you’re holdin’ up the line.

STAN: You guys! Do you know where I can find the…"clitoris"?

KYLE: The what?

CARTMAN: What, is that like finding Jesus, or something?