Favorite Movies Quotes

[lucky wilbury]

KYLE: Okay. We can use my dad’s computer to call all the kids together.

STAN: Wait. Before we put a message out, do a search on the word, "Clitoris."

KYLE: Oh, okay…"Found: eight million pages with the word, ‘Clitoris.’"

STAN: Wow!

KYLE: I’ll just try the first one. "You must be eighteen to enter this website." Okay. "Welcome to ‘German Sick Fetish Video.’ If you are under eighteen, do not--" well, okay…

GERMAN: Do my sheiza game!

KYLE: Dude! It’s a lady getting pooed on!

STAN: Whoa! Is it Cartman’s mom?

CARTMAN: Oh, very funny.

KYLE: Hey! It is Cartman’s mom!

GERMAN: Essen mein sheiza.

LIAN: All-righty, then!

CARTMAN: Aw, son of a bitch! [gets shocked] Ow!

IKE: Ba-ba-ba-ba

KYLE: Get outta here, Ike. You’re too young for this stuff.

IKE: Bull shit.

STAN: What’s he doing, now?

GERMAN: Essen mein sheiza.

LIAN: Okey-dokey!

CHILDREN: [watching video] Oh! [gagging]

GERMAN: [undecipherable]

STAN: Click it off, dude! Click it off! Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

CARTMAN: All right, all right. Let’s just do what we came here to do, and put a message out to kids.

KYLE: Okay. Let’s see, I’ve gotta put out an all-access e-mail…god damn your mom sucks, Cartman.

CARTMAN: Just get to the message board!

[SilvioDante]

I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm lookin' for Josey Wales
That'd be me,you a bounty hunter?
A man's gotta make a livin'.
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy.

YES!

Gunman to Tuco:
"Do you know you have face worth two thousand dollars?"

Clint (unseen):
"Yeah, but you don`t look like the one who`ll collect it."

From "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

[Mr Badguy]

Marcellus Wallace "Ooh Ooh Ooh..."

Zed "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

From "Pulp fiction"

[Sarge]

"Step Aside Butch"

Another great line from Pulp Fiction..

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
YES!

Gunman to Tuco:
"Do you know you have face worth two thousand dollars?"

Clint (unseen):
"Yeah, but you don`t look like the one who`ll collect it."

From "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

Yep!
Tuco to store owner:And some rope....good rope,It's got to hold the weight of a pig"

[High Life Man]

Originally posted by Viking
Does anybody else besides me own an official R-rated R. Lee Ermey Marine doll?

Sure do!

[Little Texan]

There are several from Pulp Fiction, but my favorite is...

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Little Texan]

Another favorite, Ezekiel 25:17...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[twonabomber]

the whole "whaddaya mean i'm funny?" part of Goodfellas.

[Golden AWe]

Another great scene from Pulp fiction is when Bruce Willis character asks Marcellus if he's ok after being fucked in the ass..."I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' FAR FROM OK!"


Clockwork Orange is also full of great quotes...

"The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts."
listen

"Um, no time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."

and the movie-ending:"I was cured all right."

[SilvioDante]

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37? My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Another great scene from Pulp fiction is when Bruce Willis character asks Marcellus if he's ok after being fucked in the ass..."I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' FAR FROM OK!"


Clockwork Orange is also full of great quotes...

"The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts."
listen

"Um, no time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."

and the movie-ending:"I was cured all right."

"You know what you can do with that watch?...You can stick it up your arse!"
From "A clockwork orange"

[Golden AWe]

I guess one of the most known quotes are:

Clint Eastwood on "Dirty Harry": ""Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

GODFATHER:

Don Corleone: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Clemenza "It's a Sicilian message. It means that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daugh-- ter's wedding...on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope that their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty. -- For your daughter's bridal purse.

[lucky wilbury]

gotta love clerks