Ok,
So there I was just a few minutes ago doing my nightly routine. I washed my face, shaved, brushed my teeth, flossed, gargled Listerine and used Q-Tips in my ears when I started looking for other shit I could do. Well, I haven't trimmed my toenails in a few days so I thought "What the fuck" and went for it. Anyway, I clip one of the little fuckers and it must have jumped if it were five feet, I'd say a mile across the room. Now, I'm pissed cos I cannot find the clipping and I like to check them out and have them all accounted for before I dispose of them.
I know this sounds creepy but this is the kind of shit that I think about when the power goes off and what kept me out of the really good schools.
Anyone else have this problem?
So there I was just a few minutes ago doing my nightly routine. I washed my face, shaved, brushed my teeth, flossed, gargled Listerine and used Q-Tips in my ears when I started looking for other shit I could do. Well, I haven't trimmed my toenails in a few days so I thought "What the fuck" and went for it. Anyway, I clip one of the little fuckers and it must have jumped if it were five feet, I'd say a mile across the room. Now, I'm pissed cos I cannot find the clipping and I like to check them out and have them all accounted for before I dispose of them.
I know this sounds creepy but this is the kind of shit that I think about when the power goes off and what kept me out of the really good schools.
Anyone else have this problem?
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