Toenail or fingernail clipping

[MAX]

Re: Re: Toenail or fingernail clipping

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LMAO!

...ello, Max.

Oooooooh and it's nice out here. I think I'll stay for a while.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Mark,

So is that your polite Oz way of saying that one Max is more than enough? :p

Not at all ! You could always let it keep growing it, nurture it with care and send it off to do shit that pisses you off !!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Not at all ! You could always let it keep growing it, nurture it with care and send it off to do shit that pisses you off !!

If I ever find the little bastard I'll send it to you and Mar as a wedding gift. Then I'll know for sure it will grow up in a home full of love.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Not at all ! You could always let it keep growing it, nurture it with care and send it off to do shit that pisses you off !!

Heh!!! In hindsight, I didn't catch your joke. I could've sure scratched the hell out of a certain someone's calf.

I kind of like that idea.

I think I'll let my nails grow for a while...........

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
If I ever find the little bastard I'll send it to you and Mar as a wedding gift. Then I'll know for sure it will grow up in a home full of love.

Mark and Mary's Adopted Toenail Home ??
I thankyou from the heart of my bottom !!!
Such a personal gift..

P.S.
Dude ! We are fine for Q-tips !!!

[Bob_R]

Re: Toenail or fingernail clipping

Originally posted by MAX
Ok,

So there I was just a few minutes ago doing my nightly routine. I washed my face, shaved, brushed my teeth, flossed, gargled Listerine and used Q-Tips in my ears when I started looking for other shit I could do. Well, I haven't trimmed my toenails in a few days so I thought "What the fuck" and went for it. Anyway, I clip one of the little fuckers and it must have jumped if it were five feet, I'd say a mile across the room. Now, I'm pissed cos I cannot find the clipping and I like to check them out and have them all accounted for before I dispose of them.

I know this sounds creepy but this is the kind of shit that I think about when the power goes off and what kept me out of the really good schools.

Anyone else have this problem?

I hope you are this fucking detail oriented when you mow my fucking lawn next spring! :p

[ZahZoo]

Max, it surprises me that you're not that resourceful... Get a large ziplock freezer bag and place it over your foot before clipping. Kinda like a baseball backstop for catching toenail shrapmel...

[aesop]

...Or just use a #10 envelope. That way it can go straight from your carcass to the mailbox of your most cherished malevolent Army member...

[MAX]

Re: Re: Toenail or fingernail clipping

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I hope you are this fucking detail oriented when you mow my fucking lawn next spring!

No problem buddy as long a Mrs. Fanatic still makes me ice cold lemonade and if you still have that hot naked neighbor like last year, or did she move? :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Max, it surprises me that you're not that resourceful... Get a large ziplock freezer bag and place it over your foot before clipping. Kinda like a baseball backstop for catching toenail shrapmel...

Seriously, do you do that ZZ? :confused:

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
Seriously, do you do that ZZ? :confused:

what's up bro

[MAX]

How the hell are you TJ? I hope all is well my friend.

[Bob_R]

Re: Re: Re: Toenail or fingernail clipping

Originally posted by MAX
No problem buddy as long a Mrs. Fanatic still makes me ice cold lemonade and if you still have that hot naked neighbor like last year, or did she move? :p

Good memory buddy! She moved.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
what's up bro

POOP BOY, how the fuck are you?

[MAX]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Toenail or fingernail clipping

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Good memory buddy! She moved.

Buddy,

After all the years that you've known me, you have to know that I NEVER forget hot, naked women stories? LOL!!!

I remember you wanting to treat yourself like an amusement park while watching her hang her laundry out to dry.

Hee Hee!!!!

You devil, you.

And yeah......

Now DIG THIS!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhh...............

Move over Rover and let Maximus take over!!!!!

You know he's bad!!! You know he jams!!!!!

You know he gives it to her!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. I'd gladly mow her lawn anyday.