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While Out shopping for the new bedroom set at a huge Outlet Warehouse, my wife and i stop at the bed section and we pause at the One with the padded Head Board now (not knowing the sales man was right behind us) I said to my Wife Aww Look honey they made a Head board with you in mind, and before i knew it She did one of those Trunk Twists She does at her health spa, With her little fist balled Up tighter than a fuckin rock hit me just right Into my Solar Plexus region Knocking the fuckin air right out of me Gasping for air and Life i am bent over making sounds like a little girl You stupid Jerk she says and walks off to another Bed .mean while the guy behind me is biting a hole in his cheek to try to keep from laughing aloud. now wipein away the tears and starting to come around, i got out these words out. you should see her when she cant find the remote.
We Did not Buy that bed
We Did not Buy that bed
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