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  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    When is the last time that you had some pussy

    The last time Wayne had pussy.. he took a marker and drew a smilie face on his hand and started talking in a female voice.
    The ventriquilist hand.

    I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.
    What I don't think is that some of you fuckers have been laid in this century.

    Come on.. How long has it been.
    Not trying to brag here just stating the obvious that alot of the members here never get any pussy and never get laid.

    This is your time to confess. State it here. How many years has it been?

    Me====== 2 hours
    Now it's your turn.
  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8943

    #2
    Re: When is the last time that you had some pussy

    Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
    I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.
    Like crown Mould?That shit's too expensive to be beatin' on and eatin' it sure won't get yer game room finished neither.

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    • Dickface McSlapnuts

      #3
      No pussy for anyone, they are too afraid to admit it.

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      • Roy Munson
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 1522

        #4
        I get it all the time. I even procreated. Top that, raisinface.
        Originally posted by ELVIS
        I guess you're right...

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        • Eyes of the Night
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1993

          #5
          "it's been awhile" ...

          Better that than eating out untastful women who don't bath ...


          Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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          • Dr. Love
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7825

            #6
            let's see ... about 10 hours
            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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            • Cathedral
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6618

              #7
              New Years and last week in The Smokie Mountains...I even got some stuff on video...

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              • Osama Bin Laden

                #8
                Unfortunately, it has been far too long. Even though I have many wives, I cannot be with them at the moment for obvious reasons

                And the women in Pakis....er, my undisclosed location?? Great ghost of Mohammed! I'd rather have unclean relations with a goat!

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                • Viking
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1772

                  #9
                  Oh, two days ago. We've been busy working, but here comes the weekend......

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                  • Elitest

                    #10
                    about 4 weeks ago ....



                    a large black Tom called Dakota.....he will do ANYTHING for me...

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 33627

                      #11
                      Re: When is the last time that you had some pussy

                      Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
                      The last time Wayne had pussy.. he took a marker and drew a smilie face on his hand and started talking in a female voice.
                      The ventriquilist hand.

                      I just ate and pounded some nice young trim.. it's a habit I have been into for years and it will continue.
                      What I don't think is that some of you fuckers have been laid in this century.

                      Come on.. How long has it been.
                      Not trying to brag here just stating the obvious that alot of the members here never get any pussy and never get laid.

                      This is your time to confess. State it here. How many years has it been?

                      Me====== 2 hours
                      Now it's your turn.

                      I raped your mother today
                      And it doesn't matter much to me
                      As long as she spread
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                      • alexpgrimes
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 731

                        #12
                        Just had some last night. By the way thanks Cat your mojo dance did the trick.
                        If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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                        • Sarge
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Feb 2003
                          • 5422

                          #13
                          I had a blowjob before I went to work!
                          Great way to start off a day!
                          ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
                          The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

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                          • Mr Grimsdale
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8905

                            #14
                            1947
                            Originally posted by flappo
                            i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                            Originally posted by Cato
                            translating your Japanese.


                            "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                            omae baka dana?

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                            • Sammy Who??
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 305

                              #15
                              last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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