When is the last time that you had some pussy

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

My moms pussy is as dry ans an ild oak stump and smells like a porta john
She says you have a long tongue

[Roy Munson]

Dickface, you been fisting your mother again?

I bet you got some scat in that pipe yer smokin'.

[Roy Munson]

When Dickface's mom bends over her ass looks just like a catchers mit.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
When Dickface's mom bends over her ass looks just like a catchers mit.

And you are the pitcher pitching your puny dick into her pus laden and yeast infected hole!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

No one here ever gets laid.
Wayne L fuck off!!

[rustoffa]

I had some pussy last night...it was like a warm bucket of water. I couldn't find a side with a divinin' rod, much less my own. Thoughts raced through my mind....should I step back and kick it? Will I find the quicksand Gee spot? It wasn't for the faynte of hart. I walked fucking away...made it out alive. Remember that Ghostbusters movie where the dipshits got slimed? That's exactlythefuck what I reckon I looked like.

Real estate. That's the answer.....I'm gonna sub-let that cavernous cooze without permission.

Oh! My bad! That ain't a yeast infection....people are moving in!

[Romeo Delight]

Re: Re: When is the last time that you had some pussy

Originally posted by rustoffa
Like crown Mould?That shit's too expensive to be beatin' on and eatin' it sure won't get yer game room finished neither.

Walnut? African Rosewood? Bubinga? Looks like a bitch to scribe...

[Nitro Express]

I worked into a nice 35 year old. Called her by the wrong name, hung on for the wild ride as she bucked and kicked. Wore her down and shot my load all over the tattoo above her ass.

[thome]

Last i had was 02 -04-04 more recent that mcslappy back there.
so whos the stud now???

[Dirty Duck]

A quickie about 2 nights ago...it was goooood.