Alex VH Surprised He's Not Dead

[tomballin]

From the recent Van Halen article in Classic Rock Magazine:



Keep trying Alex, nobody likes a loser.......Forget About It!!! - Pete Picasso

[house0paincakes]

Alex is too stupid to die...

[John Holmes]

He tried? Doubtful. There are a lot of ways to commit suicide. Although you gotta have the balls to point a gun at your head and draw. And we all know Alex is a fucking eunuch - he ain't go no balls nor dick, the poor doll. Just a plastic smooth surface under his soiled pants.

[Black Betty]

Alex still thinks he's 29 .....

[NightProwler]

Alex has been brain-DEAD since birth.

[flappo]

no , still not funny yet

back on ignore

[NightProwler]

flucko

you pathetic liar...you said you already had me on ignore!

LMAO

It is hilarious watching you, so desperate for my attention!

[flappo]

don't you get bored with being owned so often , pugsley ?

you need to get a new act , fatso

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by flappo
don't you get bored with being owned so often , pugsley ?

you need to get a new act , fatso

time for arnie?

[NightProwler]

Hey tubby...you said you had me on ignore.

LMAO

That is as big a lie as you "owning" anyone.

[Panamark]

Alex is still alive ???

I thought it was "Weekend at Bernies" for that
last tour. A few roadies with wooden rods, making his arms
move to a backing tape...

They left him in that underground alimony cave for 12 months
too long.

But if you squint when you look at his carcass behind the drum kit,
you can almost imagine its 1984 again

[Nickdfresh]

Somebody send Alex the Dr. Kevorkian machine stat!

[tomballin]

MTV - 1986: Dave, after the breakup, how do you feel about your old band (VH)

DLR: - Two butt cheeks, two family jewels, two Van Halens........(DLR looks at camera and just shrugs)

[Matt White]

"Paging Dr. Howard..........."

[DLR7884]

Assholes like AVH live to be 95-100 years old.

DLR7884
He's a douchebag.